Telephone Boo

Is the person that you talk to the most on the phone that you wouldn't mind sexing up.

I was talking to my telephone boo last night . . ~ We're definitely fucking Saturday.

by Keiriinu March 10, 2011

Telephuckoffphany

Anyone who answers your call (ususally call centres) who clearly hates their job and, by extension, you. Their tone clearly says Fuck off.

Pronounced: tele-fuck-off-fanny

Me: Wow what a rude bitch

Mar: Its just another case of telephuckoffphany, she's probably paid fucking nothing too.

by Polite receptionist June 17, 2011

telespectaculistic

anything that has to do with extreme awesome

That guys shoes are, like, soooo telespectaculistic

by CatarinaDanny July 7, 2011

Telesomniac

This is a person that automatically falls asleep about a third of the way through any show/movie EVERY SINGLE TIME! Even when this is something that the person really wants to watch.

"Hey man, didn't Ted pick this movie out? I can't believe he's already asleep!"
"Yea he always does this, he's aTelesomniac. He can't help it. Telesomnia is a serious medical condition."

by trapknowledge November 18, 2013

Telejammies

The attire that one wears when they telework. i.e. unshowered and in pajamas, night gown, or underwear!

Yo bitches, its a snow day and my boss told me to telework, I love sitting on the couch in my telejammies, drinking coffee, doing research and writing reports.

by Big Ed from the hood February 3, 2014

Teleholic

A person addicted to television or watches to much of it.

Mom: ''Why want you read a book or go outside? '' "Your such a teleholic"!

by Spoken Word April 12, 2014

Telecommuning

Once trend, now status quo of spending more virtual time with our fellow human beings than actual face-time.
The act of living through social media, online games, email and text-messages rather than picking up the phone (as initially intended) to CALL another person or as a means to truly "stay in touch" via conversation or to facilitate actual get-togethers or live social events.
A reliance on having numerous online "followers" that staves off loneliness the way a picnic ora good, old-fashioned softball game with friends, acquaintances and family members once did.
Like telecommuTing, a form of attendance and human interaction we can manage from "virtually" anywhere, diminishing the need for proximity with family, friends and coworkers.

"Thanks to telecommuting and telecommuning I never need to leave the house!"
"Ashley is super popular. She telecommunes with her 19,000 closest friends all the time!"

by TheSquidGirl May 24, 2014