toasterating

The act of having sex witha toaster,while its on high.

Some robber was toasterating with my toaster,that freak

by Fo Realist December 24, 2010

toaster buttcheeks

When a guy puts a slice of bread in between his girlfriends buttcheeks then she farts and it flies out.

"Dang bro last night Brenda and I got freaky. I used her buttcrack like a toaster for my bread!"

"Like toaster buttcheeks?!"

"Yeah!!"

by Dan McBurgerking December 25, 2016

Toaster bath

Usally found in the game roblox when bacon hairs get angry.

Normal person: U SUCH A NOOB
Bacon hair: gO cOmMiT tOaStEr BaTh

by Enoe19 January 8, 2019

tuna taster

One who engages in the sexual practice of cunnilingus. Pussy eating. Often pertaining to lesbians, but can also pertain to men as well.

How little did I know that the hot chick sitting at the bar was in fact a tuna taster.

by dumb ironworker January 20, 2007

cantelope tester

Pressing two thumbs simultaneously into a girl's ass like your pushing in the knot of a cantelope to test its freshness.

I thought I was totally in there, but things went south fast after I tried to give her the cantelope tester.

by biggerspeck May 17, 2007

spit-teaser

This occurs when you get a chick in a room alone. Make-out with her/get her really horn. Turn her around so she faces a bed, bend her over, and rip her pants down. She is expecting you to "give it to her" hard. Simply spit in her butt-crack and walk out the door, leaving her very horny and probably pissed.

Dude, I finally gave a random girl the spit-teaser last night. Boy, was she mad!

by Geniusfromabove February 19, 2009

stomach teaser

when someone stuck in the struggle looks in their freezer for food and finds less than filling rations.

"look in the freezer ain't nothin but a stomach teaser, thats the main reason i'm grabbin the automatic from under my bed. got the whole city screamin when they realized jackin isn't dead" - Pharoah of Street Military

by robert earl davis jr April 18, 2011