I have no idea what you're talking about 

The most self-incriminating thing a suspect can say to a law enforcement official.

A suspect who has a substantial amount of evidence linking him/her to a crime will act completely oblivious to the matter.

Saying such a phrase will destroy a suspect's credibility since he/she is being non-cooperative and is obviously lying.

Officer: We've got your DNA on the dead body, your fingerprints are all over the murder weapon, and we have three credible eye-witnesses saying they saw you pull the trigger!

Suspect: I have no idea what you're talking about.

Officer: Thanks, that's all I needed to hear.

I have no idea what you're talking about by YouAndMeInJapan June 30, 2011

Looking London, Talking Tokyo

Suffering from the medical condition of Strabismus ie. Squint-eyed, Cross-eyed, or most evocative of all Cock-eyed.

His peripheral vision must be fantastic - he's Looking London, Talking Tokyo!

Looking London, Talking Tokyo by Wordoc December 2, 2013

taking the piss 

It's now often used when people take liberties and don't care about the consequences, for instance someone living in a nice house and trashing it or ridings roughshod over neighbours, knowing he won't get evicted by the authorities.

Now he's taking the piss. He had his music cranked up again last night and parks in our parking space.

taking the piss by notquitepatrick November 26, 2016

taking the mick

Annoying someone in a funny way.

He's taking the mick out of the boys hair cut. Ha ha!

taking the mick by mr slang uk August 17, 2009

Talking Shit 

To express negative opinions of nonsense about any matter (person, object, etc.)

As I always say : Don't talk more shit than you can eat

A : "Computers are bullshit"
B : "Stop talking shit just because you don't know how to use them"

Talking Shit by Richard T. Meddy January 13, 2008

Taking Back Sunday 

A kick ass band with lyrical and musical talent (even without John) and an awesome live show you wont forget

"So scream I heard about your message and how it reeks of your indifference"

Taking Back Sunday by Holy Hand Grenade June 20, 2004

talking shit 

The process of talking behind someone's back about them.

"She was talking shit about me at the party"

talking shit by your mom March 10, 2003