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toasted

Turned a golden, crispy brown due to heating a delcious bowl of weed.
Sweet Jesus am I toasted!
by B. March 2, 2003
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milk toast

spineless, having no backbone.
rachel did exactly what she was told and never stood up for herself, thus she was milk toast.
by mike rohn June 12, 2005
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tigass bitties

Guy: Yo, check that girl out; shes got some tigass bitties!

Other Guy: Yea man for realll, there HUGEEE dawgg!
by Chase P August 14, 2006
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toasterfucking

Toasterfucking implies an extreme sexual urge. If one is horny enough to fuck a toaster, he is willing to scrape the bottom of the barrel if need be in order to get laid.
Man I was toasterfucking horny on Friday, I had sex with a really fat, deformed chick.
by fanglekai April 4, 2009
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toast

one of the most frivalous foods, found among the jolly lands of the commoner.
bread after it comes out of the toaster becomes toast.
Alex: "hey man, you wanna go get some toast?"
Gregg: "yeah, dude toast is the shit."
by deejaylovesmaddie December 29, 2009
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ToasterSteve

A suicide method in which one uses a toaster to set their bed on fire and crawls under it, while live streaming on webcam.

High probability of survival.

Invented on 4chan.
ToasterSteve feigned bringing lulz to 4chan by camwhoring the most half-assed suicide attempt in history.
by thoribae October 11, 2018
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Brave Little Toaster

having sex with a person in a coma while shocking them with the defibrillation paddles
Back when he was a resident, Parker used to BRAVE LITTLE TOASTER bitches in the vegetable ward all the time...
by T. L. Jones August 3, 2008
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