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Sonic The Hedgehog

When you spike up your pubes with a flat iron, dye them blue and insert your dick inside a hedgehog.
Im about to sonic the hedgehog my hedgehog.
by Jorz1010 February 23, 2024
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Sonic The Hedgehog Hair

basically ''Sonic The Hedgehog Hair'' means when you go into school and then your hair looks like sonic.
and then youre embarrased beacuse your teacher said you have sonic hair and every kid in the planet is laughing.
:
person 1: hey you got Sonic The Hedgehog Hair.
every kid on earth: hAhAhAhA
me: i am going to dismantle you
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sonic shit eating ass

somone or something that wants you ass fuck off
"come on you sonic shit eating ass you know you want me"
by sonciciciceas October 7, 2022
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Sonic Prime

A Sonic Show on Netflix that has a good plat and neutrally written Characters. Gives us Prismatic Sonic (A New sonic form) & is canon to the games. Not an energy drink.
Guy 1: Have you watched Sonic Prime?
Guy 2: Is that an energy drink?
Guy 1: No, Its a good show.
by MDawg1491 September 12, 2023
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Sonic Fisting

The act of punching a cat in the penis. Derived from the fact that cats are called “pussies”.
That dude really hates cats, he just sonic fisted that one.
That crazy cat lady over there, she loves sonic fisting, hence being a CRAZY cat lady.
by Kreg the Reg September 19, 2022
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sonic Archie comics

Sonic the hedgehog comics that are now discontinued under the Archie licensing.

Most sonic fans view back fondly on it despite its many issues with its writing, characters and honestly everything about it.

Quite the strangest piece of official sonic ever. All thanks to Ken penders
“I loved the sonic Archie comics as a kid… read em again recently… I had forgotten the atrocities..”
by TheSwagsterr February 20, 2023
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Sonic Boomerism

Something so Boomeristic that it becomes it's own type of axiom
Karl thinks that vaxes cause autisim & antifa is ran by joe brandon. everything that comes out of his mouth is a Sonic Boomerism.
by Big Jesus Trashcan October 1, 2022
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