Rusty Tap

When a bidet shoots water up your arsehole and the water trickles back down your cock brown in colour. Just like a rusty tap.

Davo's dad spends heaps of time in his new bathroom. He loves a rusty tap.

by BeerPenguin November 3, 2017

Rusty Whore

A whore that grossly understates her age on her profile in order to get more business - a ploy often used by Asian women in Western countries.

When I got to the door I was like 'fuck, this is a rusty whore. Her profile said she was 20 but she looks more like 40'

by William0991 May 12, 2016

Rusty Assange

Anal sex by surprise

Drew fell asleep on the couch at the party. When she woke up, Ty was giving her a rusty assange!

by BadHorse47 December 22, 2010

Rusty England

Hand job from an old British lady.

The old lady’s arthritis made my Rusty England phenomenal.

by Snickelfritz October 1, 2017

Rusty Molotov

When a person will get a rag shoved in their anus, the rag will be lit on fire, then the partner will urinate (or if able, the female can squirt) on it to put out the fire.

“Jack and I finally attempted the Rusty Molotov last night, but I didn’t have to pee, so we spent 4 hours in the hospital to treat his burns.”

by GBB4 Crew August 8, 2020

Rusty Humper

When having sex and accidently sticking it in the backdoor because you haven't had sex in a long time and forgot which hole to use.

I finally had Murph stay over last nightpushy. didn't realize he was going to be such a rusty humper. He actually asked me where he should stick it because he didn't know the difference between my ass hole and my pussy.

by Spidermonkey317 April 18, 2022

Rusty Trombonepede

A group of males performing a rusty trombone in a continuous circle.

Those dudes are in a rusty trombonepede!

by BarkAndMarry May 10, 2017