Asian Cartwheel

Doing a cartwheel through a pile of rice.

I spilled rice on the floor, my friend then proceeded to do an asian cartwheel.

by iLUVricealldai January 10, 2009

Asian Driver

-American Rice-Rocketeer: these are young, American born Asians who drive supped-up Japanese cars with weird lights, extra gauges, custom rims, and a lowered car. They are most annoying on the freeway, where they drive in the middle lane at 60MPH and always keep a 40 car distance between themselves and the car in front of them. They also have the fascinating tendency to not base their speed off of what their speedometer says, but by who is trying to pass them. This leads to them speeding up when you approach and slowing down when you get stuck and have to slow. Sometimes, Rice-Rocketeers trade in their brethren's cars and buy BMW's. However, they still act the same way. Also, it must be noted that this particular breed of Asian Driver has the curious tendency of backing their car up into parking spaces as opposed to driving into them. This always results in about 5 re-tries that hold up other parkers waiting their turn, and also tends to lead to a poor parking job with their car twisted or crooked in the space. No known answer for this strange, seemingly detrimental ritual has yet been found.

Hey look, theres an Asian Driver with a pointlessly decked out mazda, it must belong to a Rice Rocketeer. He could prolly smoke any of us with that car!

No way man, he's going 62mph, and he's gonna keep going 62mph.

What a fricken waste of a supped up engine then!

by Alucard van der Shwei December 4, 2011

asian flush

the rosy cheeks asians sometimes get due to a slower metabolism of alcohol (ethanol)

susie is from japan and when she has a lot of sake, she sure gets the asian flush

by kayla December 12, 2003

asian gangster

a very ghetto asian who shoots any bitch out there.and is from the hood

boy 1:that asian gangster shot me last night.
boy 2:Damn suck for you niga
boy 1:And i was really bleeding.

by jockofer July 14, 2009

Stereotypical Asian

Any eastern asian person or Pacific Islander who:
1) gets good grades
2) wears Northface, Jordans, SB Dunks
3) F.O.B
4) Strict parents
5) has an iss acount

Stereotypical Asian #1- Wow i got A's on my report card.

by FlipSneakaHead June 24, 2007

Asian failure

To receive less than 80% on an assignment for school. Usually applies to Asian students. Notably prevalent in the Agincourt borough of Toronto.

"Yo man, I failed that quiz."
"Holy shit, you failed?"
"No, 84%, I Aisan failed."

by Ptaghn May 13, 2005

Asian Skydiver

When an Asian Skydiver is performed, on of the participants sits with their ass just off the edge of a top bunkbead while the other participant lies on their back facing upwards with their head just a little off the bottom bunk. The participant on the top bunk will usually squeeze out a shit on to the other persons face. The velocity of the poo is where the "Asian Skydiver" gets its name. This can also be called the "Kamikaze".

Tom and Gina decided to pull an Asian Skydiver on each other taking turns. The poo hit Gina in the face so hard that she broke her nose. To get Tom back, she decided to diarrhea on him from the top bunk so it would get in his eyes, even if they were closed.

by The KIID March 4, 2009