Springtown, Texas

A very small town in Texas outside of Fort Worth. A town so small, that once you get outside of Azle, you slowly watch civilization, and intelligent life disappear. Known for having one red-light, a McDonalds, a Chicken Express, a couple of Mexican Resturaunts and one grocery store. One might actually go as far as to say that if you are driving through Springtown, you may not want to blink as you may actually miss it.
-Dude, did we just drive through Springtown, Texas?
-Yeah, why?
-Cause one minute we were in Azle, I blinked and now we're headed to Weatherford.
by Paeapparently July 01, 2009
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texas bootstrap

When a rugged older man rubs his rough taint on a younger lady's face/mouth
Sure I'm getting up there in age, but that doesn't stop me from going to a bar by the college and finding a nice young broad to give a texas bootstrap to.
by serequiem April 24, 2007
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Texas Instrument

When you are fucking a girl in cowgirl or reverse cowgirl position while she plays an instrument with her asshole.
My girl was playing a texas instrument last night in bed
by Cellucci November 30, 2018
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Texas stupid

A special kind of dumb. Someone abnormally ignorant. The kind of person that elects George Bush and Rick Perry.
Jerry likes Donald Trump and roots for the Cowboys, he's as Texas stupid as they come.
by Donnie2Light September 02, 2016
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Texas Mudflap

When a woman sits on the toilet backwards, a man then sits behind her. He places his erect penis flush against her anus as she begins to shit. As each turd is released and breaks off, the erect penis slaps back against the anus. This creates the distinct slapping sound of the Texas Mudflap.
"Thanks for the Texas Mudflap Hailee, my dick sure is shitty now," said Brett. "No problem, anytime," exclaimed Hailee.
by Nicole Brewer June 12, 2007
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Texas Fireball

A Texas Fireball is where the dude covers his dick in hot sauce and does his girl in the ass.

...while screaming "Yeeeehaaaaw!!!"
Allison walked with a limp the entire week after receiving her first Texas Fireball.
by TexasFirebawl May 24, 2009
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Texas Toadstool

When a man sits over a womans face and craps into her mouth while she vigorously masterbates.
"Dude she totally puked when i texas toadstooled her!"
by Zurp May 02, 2005
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