by Anony:) March 22, 2020
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They are the scum of the earth, and deserve to get their brains removed.
They are the scum of the earth, and deserve to get their brains removed.
"I'm Kevin Ballbags an Intentional STD Spreader,
I spread my STD's across the lands,
new partner each time, I always make them pregnant
I will not wear a condom,
My purpose in life is to ruin life and spread."
I spread my STD's across the lands,
new partner each time, I always make them pregnant
I will not wear a condom,
My purpose in life is to ruin life and spread."
by NohaMorphis May 27, 2014
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A phase made popular through a fight between husband and wife where the husband detailed all of her rejections and responses to invitations for sex in a spreadsheet. Widely considered a relationship WMD. Related "sending him the spreadsheet", "making up the spreadsheet"
"Hey I heard Felicia and Joe broke up, what happened?"
"She got the spreadsheet man"
"Aww hell"
"Thats what I said"
"She got the spreadsheet man"
"Aww hell"
"Thats what I said"
by Florida RJ July 22, 2014
Get the Got the Spreadsheet mug.phrase used in the acknowledgement of a young girl/woman coming to the age where she can birth children. Also used in the south to let said girl/woman know that she has garnered sexual attention. See also: hips widening, hips getting wide, childbearing hips.
When creepy uncle Ray saw his daughter and her friends going to the pool, he made it a point to let them all know their hips are spreading with the tip of his hat and a wink right before they all barfed at the thought of the pervy piece of shit and hbis thoughts.
by helloFreshWhore November 28, 2022
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"No sweat, I'll just spreed it."
"No sweat, I'll just spreed it."
by Rockman875 October 30, 2008
Get the spreed mug.Short for 'Spread Eagle'; To Spreagle is when one sits, stands or lays with their legs spread wide apart.
Can be used to discribe the position in which your find a loved one:
"I came home to find her spreagled - covered in chocolate sauce." - AKA a Chocco Spreagle
"I came home to find her spreagled - covered in chocolate sauce." - AKA a Chocco Spreagle
by Vernaculator December 13, 2012
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by The good human November 27, 2021
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