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Spreading The Love

Purposefully catching Covid-19 and sneezing on anyone who dares cross your path. May God have mercy on your soul.
"Dude wtf, you just sneezed right in my face?!"

"Just spreading the love bro! Say hi to your grandma for me!"
by trumpet_boi September 23, 2021
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spreading like wildflower

An unintentional distortion of the phrase "spreading like wildfire", which, oddly, is both poetically evocative and accurate in its imagery.
Anne would often say, of a rumor, a fashion or a craze, "it's spreading like wildflower", and he was too impressed by its inner truth and charm to ever correct her.
by Monkey's Dad June 12, 2021
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Spread

the act of a female opening her legs for sexual favors.
If Bob sees Flo Layed Down.

Flo just spread her legs and How it is.
by MayDayMeh June 20, 2018
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Real Programmer Spread

The factual definition of a spread is not a fuckin bag of ramen with a bag of chips are you fucking kidding me.
¹bag of chicharrones "pork rinds or Porky's"
¹meat pouch or summer sausage "if you never been to prison get a chilorio meat pouch if your doin burritos"
¹bag or rice

¹olive can or whatever
¹ chili lime ramen not cup of noodle
mayo
Squeeze cheese
And oh yea beans duh
Then chips or corn nuts or crackers

Onions and tomatoes and seasoning at own preference
Oh yea cook it in a bad or your a bitch
Real programmer spread after they get high like we're really in jail and because it's better than any restraunt unless me and my crew are working at chilis or lumberjacks or in the house bitch home and away
by LilMessyMOBB Aka Roo May 6, 2021
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Sploodge Spreading

Like the act of muck-spreading, but in this case you helicopter your penis whilst cumming.
Guys! Jim Brad And James are Sploodge Spreading! Open Wide!

Guys! Someone is Sploodge Spreading, try to catch it in your mouth like snow!
by romaaw May 13, 2024
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Chocolate tity spread

Chocolate tity spread is when a woman spreads her tits and a man proceed to poop on the tits and spreads it with his hands
My husband gave me a Chocolate tity spread last night
by Corner man 777 September 13, 2022
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Spread the word to end the word

A campaign to stop the use of the word "retard" or "retarded" they call it the r word seriously people with disabilities need to realize we're not calling them that word
Ryan This is retarded

Dave No you need to spread the word to end the word

Ryan Ok I will not use the r word again

Dave Good
by Boogereater69 January 7, 2021
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