soldier candy

The military term for 600mg Ibuprofen. Medics prescribe 600mg Ibuprofen very often to treat a Soldier's aches and pains, hence "candy".

Medic: "Well it looks like your knee is completely fucked up. So I am going to give you a shitload of soldier candy until we can X-Ray that bitch and see what's busted."

Soldier: "Holy shit! I fucking love soldier candy!"

by TheTypoPoopcicle July 24, 2016

sold em’

An abbreviation of “sold them out”. To be used in situation where you get in trouble, screw someone over, get snitched on and/or to completely sell out your friends, family, spouse, husband,and/or gf, bf causing trouble or a hardtime to their day or life events

Friend: Where is your half of the bill?

Me: I totally forgot my wallet at home.
Friend: Sold em’ , ill have to pay the bill then, you owe me.

by THRD October 26, 2017

Soldis

Soldis is a name for Icelandic tree choppers. It translates directly to "lonely".

Me "hey soldis"
Soldis" hey"

Me "go back to Bayside!'

by The real big shaq ikr January 9, 2018

soldier's joy

Morphine, or perhaps Whiskey depending on the context.

"Gimme some of that Soldier's Joy, you know what I mean
I don't want to hurt no more my leg is turnin' green"

by MKat512 February 26, 2018

splod

A type of fungi that tastes like chicken. It is found in the high mountain areas of New Zealand. Common dessert of the Wilderpeople.

It was a splod. A ganky mess.

by BLOBBY JENKINSSSSSSS March 20, 2018

Snolde

This is a person who is a nosey asss bitch and also a hoeee.

Did you see that snolde of that bitch Nancy??

by QueenRBaby November 5, 2018

Spildo

A dildo made out of sponges made for cleaning your asshole and dirty vag

After I took a massive shit, I went to town with my Spildo

by Princess Incest April 1, 2019