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sponge bob square pants

im kewl cuz I lik SPUNG BOB!!!! TEHEHEHEHE!
by die April 27, 2003
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spoignant

When you are so happy that you shit yourself
Im so spoignant!
by shmoopersdoopers December 1, 2016
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spoinker

1. Desireable lady who one would glady shoot his man gravy into her eye.

2. One bearing a vagina that you would gladly fill. =)
omfg man ur mom is suck a spoinker.
by Harry Mc'Longcock May 24, 2005
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Spongebob Squarepants

<kids> oh spongebob is soo cute I want to marry him

<mom> hunny it's just a cartoon
by Juliet July 20, 2004
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Sponge cake and cream cheese

"Good." Both are food items associated with angelic or heavenly imagery (angel food cake, the cream cheese commercials with the angel eating bagels). Plus, both can be really good. Note that "sponge cake" and "cream cheese" are two separate entities, rather than a single dish. It's not that the situation would be as good as sponge cake with cream cheese, but that they are both delicious in their own right.
"If the copy machine doesn't break, then it'll all be sponge cake and cream cheese."
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Sping

Sping is a portmanteau of the words Spunk and String (or Sperm and String) thus Spunk String becomes Sping. However, this can be misleading because Sping almost always consists of Dog Water.

Sping is described as a length of ejaculate (or pre ejaculate) that extends from the tip of one's penis to a foreign body, often an item of clothing (i.e. underwear). The presence of sping during a sexual encounter is often considered bad form and can lead to abandonment of the other party and, for the perpetrator, an uncomfortable case of Blue Balls.
I was about to have sex with Jack the other day but, when he took his clothes off there was a length of Sping attached to his boxers, I threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Yo dude, I managed to get 1.6 meters of Sping going yesterday, that is definitely a record. I am the Sping King!
by Leighton Xander September 14, 2016
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spongebob squarepants

A horny sponge who wont admit he wants to have kinky sex with a squirell (sandy cheeks)
Even Patrick knows this...maybe squidward..but just patrick
by James Lowe September 4, 2004
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