Shplotzed

A sexual position that involves ejaculation, but not actual sexual intercourse.

Guesse who shplotzed Leah Remini...Jimmy Caan, the lucky bastard...

by meah-jo mumz May 13, 2011

Sloth me off

Cock sucking for the lazy when both participants are really way too tired to actually engage in any physical act but the female will always do her best to please her man

Adjective (Sloth as in lazy sleepy mammal)

Krystle Sloth me off as I can't be bothered to do anything to you!!
Steve of course I'll slothyouoff now come ere you!!!

by Mr Slothmeoff October 6, 2011

Sloth

Someone who is sloppy and can't hold their alcohol. Always in need of a babysitter. AKA- Hanna Sloth Gregory

You're such a fucking sloth

by Anon24680 April 29, 2014

Sloth

Shitty lay out there.
A girl who is terrible in bed primarily referring to girls who are deceptively hot
but suck in the sack.

Alternative meaning: Slang for slut

Friend: Hey how was banging kelly last night?
Me: Her body was hot but she was a sloth.

by inf4my February 9, 2015

sloth

Middle age house wife that is slow at everything.

Staceys's spirit animal is a sloth.

by the word doco June 15, 2018

Sloth Handshake

a subform of a handshake that involves two people mimicking how a two toed sloth would shake hands if they were to do so. Can be used as a form of greeting, congratulations or introduction.

Maddie greeted Julia in the early morning with a sloth handshake to express how excited she was to see her.

by Twiggy Mama 121212 November 29, 2018

Slotch

When a girl gives you blow job and spits into a cup. The liquid that forms during oral sex.

I was with Hannah last night and she ruined my new with all the slotch

by The loon May 16, 2020