Alejandro Salazar

He’s a homie for life. Amazing in bed and can do whatever he wants, he is perfect marriage material and is great in bed with a massive punisher. Also will be your best friend for the rest of your life

Alejandro Salazar please eat me out

by ChunkyAlbinoMonkey April 26, 2022

horny spaz

Any person or animal that only thinks focuses and has extreme excitement over Sex or anything sexual related

“YO that guy won’t stop pestering that girl to go home with him, Yeah! He’s a Horny spaz he has no control”

by anonymous October 2, 2023

Pedro Salazar

The sexiest man alive. He pulls every woman. Without fail. Everyone loves him. He is strong and muscular. His best friend usually has the name of "Jasper". They are usually Mexican and live in Indiana. There other friends name are usually "Elliot" "Vincent".

Pedro Salazar is fine as fuck. I want him as my husband. His cute ass.

by Jasper Weaver April 30, 2024

speddy spazbear

A person who likes FNAF and is sped (autistic) and a spaz (spastic).

Shut up, speddy spazbear. You're always so annoying.

by niggolas9905 May 2, 2024

speckeled nose spazgat

A speckeled nose spazgat is a person of African descent who is part jewish, part arabic, part canadian, part hispanic, but is a majority jewish because of the nose.

Boy: Hey did you see Mr. Wortinhimer

Boy 2: yeah he's a speckeled nose spazgat

by FiredYourMom.io April 16, 2021

António de Oliveira Salazar

The dictator of Portugal from 1932 to 1968 and the founder of the corporatist Estado Novo regime. Before he became a dictator, he was an economic professor at the University of Coimbra.

Guy 1:What's your favorite Portuguese politician?
Guy 2:António de Oliveira Salazar, He is based as fuck

by GasparThalasso February 9, 2025

Regal Priss Spaz

Maddisson

Maddisson is a total regal priss spaz

by Maryjanesasshole August 4, 2025