goldman shower

When the Finacial Giant Goldman-Sachs posses away everyone’s retirement and homes .

Dude, I was riding high when I got hit by a “Goldman Shower” and I lost everything, but then , Urine is sterile I guess .

by Thebassland September 14, 2019

gamer shower

A shower under 10 minutes long. Originated with true pro gamers because they didn't want to waste time showering, they had to get back to their gaming sessions.
Level 1: 6-10 minutes
Level 2: 3-5 minutes
Level 3: 0-2 minutes

Guy 1, "hey, bro, I'm gonna go take a gamer shower. I'm seeing a lady soon."
Guy 2, “Fine, it better be a level 3 though!"

by longlivepeas October 22, 2019

Albanian Shower

Using as much cologne as you can to mask your B.O and or any bad smell you may have accumulated throughout the night or day

Bro, I smelled so bad this morning but didn’t have time to shower, so instead I had to take an Albanian shower.

by TinyPocketRocket April 6, 2020

poopy shower

The art of pooping, then subsequently taking a shower

Man that papa johns was good, time for a poopy shower.

by Pibbandtitos October 20, 2021

subway shower

When someone pees in the subway and the pee runs off onto you.

- How was the end of your birthday night?
- It was great! But then I rode home and felt the warmth of a subway shower. I should've walked.

by iammcbain June 11, 2022

Black shower

A black shower is when you cover up the smell of your poor hygiene with copious amounts of cheap deodorant.

Yeah John came in stinking of piss and fags but he opted for a black shower cos he forgot to top up his leccy meter. Half a can of Lynx Africa raining down on him like a burst water main and he still stinks.

by Boris horse cock Johnson July 30, 2023

Miller Lite Shower

When an individual is excessively disrespectful, out-of-line, or shows a flippant and utter disregard for others or an individual and gets a Miller Lite poured over their head in front of a group of onlookers as a form of public humiliation and/or to instigate a physical confrontation.

"Man, I can't believe that random guy just walked up and said that to her for no reason. He totally deserved that Miller Lite Shower she gave him."

"I gave that punk a Miller Lite Shower and told him it was go time. I can't believe to backed down after acting so tough."

by tariqazeez January 11, 2010