Skookie

The young offspring of a very rare, native New Zealand bird, commonly referred to as a "skooken",. Skookens are very elegant, pretty birds with large white tail feathers. Skookens are capable of flight, but generally do not fly as much as other birds due to the weight of their tail feathers, which prevents them from remaining airborn for long periods of time. Skookens are nonetheless very happy birds, however, and are revered and admired by tourists from around the world who are lucky enough to catch a glimpse of them in their remote habitat. Skookens prefer to eat worms and small fish, as they live near the ocean. They spend their time playing in the water, laying out in the sun, playing with one another, and eating.
Skookens are a protected species of bird and cannot be hunted or trapped.

Somewhat similar to an albatross, but prettier and smarter.

by MAE November 1, 2004

Snoodie

1. A hooded sweatshirt, the sleeves of which have been utilized to mop up copious amounts of nasal mucous.

2. One who frequently wipes hir drippy nose on items of clothing.

Man: You ready to hit up the cocaine and pepper sniffing party, dude?
Dude: Yea Man, just let me put on my snoodie.
Man: Seriously, Dude, get a handkerchief.

Girl: Cotton sleeves absorb fairly well, but flannel pajamas feel the best on your nose.
Boy: You are such a snoodie.

by SnoodMaster December 9, 2012

Ryan Snook

A Canadian illustrator known for a post golden-era cartooning style. Snook's characters are often flat black-and-white images set on a textured color background. Russian fans of Gary Taxali tend not to like Ryan Snook's art.

Ryan Snook has an illustration in The Wall Street Journal...again.

by Carolyn Graff April 5, 2007

Snookered

Wanting to pot the pink but being 'snookered' behind a red and having to attempt a difficult brown.

This is in relation to the cue sport's rules where the pink ball is worth more points than a brown, however the touching of the red ball is a foul move.

The context of the joke is wanting to have normal sex, however your girlfriend or wife is on her period. Instead you are forced to convince her into having anal sex.

The term is mainly used in countries where snooker is a popular sport.

Mate, I was gagging for it last night but was snookered behind the red. No luck with the brown either.

by Giddysamurai February 20, 2009

chinese snooker

A Chinese snooker is where the cue ball in a game of snooker rests just in the pocket with the pocket cushion preventing the player being able to get a clear shot at the object ball - thus creating a snooker but not in the conventional sense of being snookered behind other balls.

Ian got lucky, the white ball ended up in a Chinese snooker so I ended up losing the game

by MisterBelfast December 25, 2013

snoogie

A hickey followed by a noticeable bite mark.

John got busted by his girl when she found that snoogie on his neck.

by youngandrestless March 3, 2009

snookie

Knit hat commonly worn during the winter and other colder months of the year to keep one's head warm.

Put on a snookie, it's cold outside.

by Brennan Centi November 30, 2007