Pity snack

The inferior snack a co-worker or friend offers you AFTER they eat a delicious, far superior snack right in front of your face. The snack they will choose to not share with you will usually involve large quantities of butter cream icing. You will ALWAYS be miserable and on a diet when said scenario occurs.

Debra offered me some 100 Calorie Snackwell's, but only after she ate the oh-so-yummy chocolate Ele cupcake in front of me. She must really hate me to offer me such a pity snack. :(

by JPEm July 12, 2011

Scooby snack

When you fart in your hand and put your hand in someone's face

I gave Jack a scooby snack when he was sleeping and he puked

by 69_edits@IG January 15, 2014

salty snack

1. A love interest. 2. A hot girl. (source: Bondi Hipsters)

"You can't go round Bondi chasing salty snacks all day."
"I heard you have a new Delicious salty snack"

by HippoHipsterLicious January 23, 2015

post-bitch snack

An easily attainable meal, often leftover, consumed ferociously by a man or woman as soon as their date either leaves or falls asleep. Most common in the early stages of dating with those who are too shy to admit they need food during the date, or others who are having so much sex that they will die if they don't replenish the carbs immediately.

Person 1: "Hey man, why are you eating like that? You have food all over your face!"

Person 2: "Chill out dude, my date just left so I'm having my post-bitch snack."

Person 1: "I completely understand how extremely hungry you must be!"

by MattyMac October 31, 2009

A Scooby-Snack

It is a sexual act you perform with your partner. It is when you (The Shaggy) put peanut butter on your shaft and testicles and then you're significant other (The Scooby) licks it off like the famous cartoon character Scooby Doo. At the point of climax, The Shaggy is expected yell "Zoinks!" to notify The Scooby that they have climaxed.

"Hey, you want a Scooby-Snack?"

by PimpSlapDaddy May 4, 2021

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it basically means "what the fuck" but funnier since if you get cut mid-sentence, you have to start over, making it 2x funnier than it was before, because that's how broken my humor is.

person no 1: "hey...hey, what the frick-frack snick-snack paddy-wack diddly-dack crack-pot slap biofeed back-pack slap thumbtack sidetack tic-tac do you think you're doing, sir?"
person no 2: "mind your own damn business."

by bigdaddy123yesplease September 29, 2021

Daddy Fat Sacks

A supplier of marijuana

When can we go see DFS and hook it up?

by rsr May 28, 2003