smashfest

A Super Smash Brothers or Super Smash Brothers Melee tournament.

Yo there's gonna be a smashfest at John's tonight.

by valoem February 7, 2005

chas smash

1.) Band member of the 80's ska band madness
2.) Band member of the recently created band "The velvet ghost"

"Have you looked at the smashportal today? Chas Smash posted another topic about his new band."

by Agatha Mold October 4, 2004

Chinese Log Smash Surprise

When one finally drops a quality hot and steamy log that hangs from ass to toilet water after extreme constipation and does not realize that it has not detached from the anal cavity, causing him/her to proceed with the wiping process, and violently "smash" through the log. It is called a "surprise" because the victim usually responds with "HOLY SHIT!" or "MY BUNG HOLE!" or "DOUBLE YOU TEE EFF!"

1. "I was walking past the bathroom while my brother was taking a shit and I heard the beginning poot but did not here the ending splash that usually follows. I realized what was happening and immediately yelled 'DICK, WAIT!....but it was too late..he had experienced his first Chinese Log Smash Surprise."

2. "After 3 weeks of being constipated I had taken my glory dump, not knowing that the magnificent log had not detached. As I went to wipe (from front to back) I had my 5th Chinese Log Smash Surprise this month!"

3. "After his Chinese Log Smash Surprise, Jim's hand never recovered..."

by Dr. Wack Meehoff October 14, 2011

Smash some box

Statement - have sex; going out with a view to bedding an attractive female; also used as good luck phrase - give it your all.

Gonna go smash some box mate; did he smash any box?; How much box did he smash; mate I smashed some bare crispy box last night

by Chri and Ste December 29, 2007

ball sack smash

1)the act of spinning really hard naked aim to your partners face and hit your partner in the face with your testicles

2)if you are a female you have to punch or kick your partner right in the ball sack while he is cuming or ball sack smashinig you

my ball ball sack smash in lily's face left a mark

by Raphael M, Cam J ,Doug M April 2, 2008

smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN

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by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021

smashamoondoed

State which occurs after prolonged time out on the smash, during which time vast quantities of alcohol are consumed. Symptoms of this higher state are increased confidence, emptier wallet and the miracle that every girl in sight is gorgeous.

Last night I was out and got absolutely smashamoondoed.

by G Cameron June 28, 2003