Slumberlumbar

An erection while sleeping.

According to science, a man gets slumberlumbar 3-5 times a night.

by Coffecupwithtea August 8, 2015

slumberjack party

The event in which all guest at a slumber party are male. Usually when the significant other is out of town and the guys just wann have fun but are at the age where partying all night is just too much.

We were going to go to a stripclub but ended up staying in and having a slumberjack party with the guys. Wine, cigars, football, and blanket forts.

by CherylDactyl December 22, 2015

slumbervert

Person who always falls asleep around others, commonly at parties.

Sleepy Steve is such a slumbervert, he's always falling asleep when we invite him out.

by Omegalith January 6, 2016

Slumbering turtle

A poop that hasn't or won't come out, before it becomes a turtle head.

Keep your fingers out of the booty, there might be a slumbering turtle! #Kanye

by El Guapo Muchacho September 25, 2016

slumpin hoe

A girl that doesn't work, takes all her man's money, and doesn't have sex.

Tell that slumpin hoe to get up and do something with her life.

by Lovebigtitties August 26, 2016

Slumroll

A payroll log of employees who constantly come in hungover and late.

Employees who don't deserve to be on payroll.

Chelsey and Mikayla I already told ya take a damn shower and get here on time before I throw ya on the slumroll!

by Mylevel90 September 22, 2016

slumic

slumic

A concatenation of the words slum and scenic intended to describe:
1. When a formerly beautiful and scenic location is transformed into a complete slum
2. A view of a location characterized by extreme or overwhelming poverty and filth

Have you seen Paris lately? Yeah, I saw it on the news and it is absolutely slumic and covered in trash and filth.

by vududady February 25, 2017