the five knuckle shuffle

yo serious, does anyone realize one of john cena's moves really means he's getting off on some guys head

the five knuckle shuffle is gay.. like john cena

by Shit-face June 29, 2008

Melbourne Shuffle

A Badass Dance In Which People Dance Their Ass Off And Have Fun. Shuffle IS Better Than Jumpstyle, Tecktonik, etc.

Just Look Up "Melbourne Shuffle" And "Shuffle" On Youtube And You'll See All The Badass Action You're Missing.

by CrazyHardstyleBoy July 31, 2010

Shoff swap

When having sexual intercouse and one switches from the vagina to the anus quickly and then looking at your penis to judge if analingus is safe.

"I can't beleive he tried a shoff swap on me, but when it came out clean he made me forget my concern."

by LesserGod March 1, 2005

Scuffin Muffin

A girl with a bad body but a nice face.

You know that really fat girl? Her face is actually kind of nice. She's such a scuffin muffin.

by DaCoachJr July 31, 2009

New Jersey Shuffle

When you’re taking a nasty shit and have to throw up at the same time, the ensuing scramble around the toilet is referred to as the “New Jersey Shuffle”. The act requires one to dismount the toilet without flushing to throw up while looking at one's own shit. The name comes from the fact that this act is almost as nasty as the state of New Jersey.

Guys I just pulled a New Jersey Shuffle but I dont think I'm hung over anymore.

by Phantom crapper December 5, 2009

Shuffleboard Shocker

a humiliation technique of epic proportions made famous by Terrance McCullaugh. It involves one or more of the following:
1. A shuffleboard cue / stick
2. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking a datacenter
3. A can of grease

It can be interpreted as an act of sexual dominance, a physical thrashing, or the fact that someone old enough to play shuffleboard could actually fight pretty well; hence the shock.

You should really respect your elders. Quit playing games or I will come down there and do the shuffleboard shocker on your ass.

by S_ May 28, 2008

4 Knuckle Shuffle

The act of pleasuring a male's privates using a hand that only has four fingers.

...Then she finished him off using her famous 4 Knuckle Shuffle

by Imfatandalinemen May 6, 2008