Sarp

A Turkish name of a cute and smart guy who is into everyones business. He can be a good friend or person sometimes but usually all he does is roast people. But when it is the right time he actually becomes nicer and tries to be more helpful. They usually know the struggles of people based on their past experiences. (thats where he got his smartness from).

Joe: Hey, why are you crying?
Jenny: Because Sarp was roasting me infront of the whole class!

Omg I dont think that Sarp is actually that bad anymore, he helped me to go through some rough times for the past week.

by Okbyebye December 1, 2017

Shanghai Shampoo

Fuck a chick until you've built up a load large enough to paint a room. Then proceed to to blow it in her hair. Massage into scalp and rinse. Repeat if necessary.

I blow a load in her hair. Giving the appearance of a head of hair coated in shampoo.

by HAMMER November 9, 2006

sharpie

A marker that is used for writing on every surface possible - known by beaners for "tagging"

hook me up with a sharpie so I can finish my peice

by rek phour March 29, 2003

Mississippi sharpshooter

When a man has such impeccable control over his sexual climax that he can ejaculate into the mouth of a sneezing partner.

Did you see that video with the Mississippi sharpshooter? It's better than when that guy stuck his head in that girl's vag!

by humansRpepul2 February 14, 2008

sharpest

A person who always thinks they are sexier than everyone else. Even though we all know they are some poser kid. They tend to hate specific things such Jirachi and/or Gunner for whatever reason. Also a person who likes to say (with force) at the end of a sentence.

Sharpest: I am teh sexy beast bitches
Others: No you are not so stfu
Sharpest: I'm so sexy I won Mrs. America!
Sharpest: I wanna rub your nipples (with force)!

by fcuck j00 October 4, 2005

sharpie test

The process by which a female inserts sharpies one by one inside herself to gauge tightness.

I wonder if that chick will pass my sharpie test

by Conicuzn November 28, 2013

Sharpener

A machine that breaks your pencil lead

That darn sharpener broke my pencil lead in one twist!

by Ok’nt boomer’t March 7, 2019