da 'scape

a nickname for Runescape used by nerds who think they're cool.

dicky nerd: yo mayne i wuz on da 'scape las nizzight pwnin dem flesh crawlerz till i got pked fo sheezy!

normal guy: *SLAP*

by Blake C. June 28, 2008

Scales

Stretch marks found on women caused by massive weight gain.

Jughead: Damn after Archie chose Veronica, Betty really let herself go. She's even got scales now.
Crowd Of Unnamed Characters: OH MY GOD!

by Willup B February 21, 2011

Google scale

When you download the Google Toolbar, there is an option that Google gives you to let them spy on you... er, rate the pages you visit. That is called the Google Scale. Ahem.

*sings* Sometimes I feel like, my Google Scale's watching me.. *stops singing* Oh wait, it is!

by Muffin November 4, 2004

a scale of one to dead

A scale used to judge the screwed-upness of a situation, where a value of '1' indicates that a situation is only slightly screwed up, whilst a value of 'dead' indicates that the situation is extremely screwed up and nothing can be done about it. Unlike the more commonly used scale of one to ten, a scale of one to dead implies that the situation has already been screwed up and all that can be done now is to limit the damage. The scale is thus used to determine exactly how much damage control is possible, and if a more sensible option wouldn't be to just avoid the whole thing. Often used in connection with exams, tests and sexual health clinics. Variations include "a scale of one to fucked", and "a scale of one to OMG we're all gonna die".

Girl1: I haven't revised for this exam at all. I'm so screwed.
Girl2: How bad is it? On a scale of one to dead?
Girl1: Definitely dead. My mum's gonna kill me.

by antimorph July 3, 2007

1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale

The 1-10 scale in which guys rate girls based on face, tits, ass, and personality.

1: Would not bang
2: Would bang for lots of money
3: Would bang if horny
4: Would bang for money
5: Would bang
6: Would bang
7: Would consider to bang for money.

8: Would bang for money
9: Would bang for lots of money
10: Would give up life to bang

Johnny: DAMNNNN that girl is so hot I wish I could press my dick against those tits
Jonathan: I know right! She must be at least an 8 on the 1-10 attractiveness scale!
Johnny: Her ass is an 8 but her face is a 10! Talk about those tits! But her personality-
Jonathan: I don't care about personality when my dick is 4 inches deep!
Johnny: Alright I'll go talk to her.

(The 1-10 female attractiveness scale)

by RoyalYoshi September 7, 2016

Scaley back scank

A type of bitch that has so much carpet burn on her back from fucking that it looks like she has scales from the scabs.

Ok ok !

I did it.

I fucked that scaley back scank.
I hope she isnt poisonous.

by Jtbagginurmom October 10, 2016

Binary Scale (Sober or Drunk)

The ranking of chicks with either a 0 or a 1 and then stating whether you would have sexual relations with them sober or only while drunk.

Scuba: What do you think she is on the Binary Scale (Sober or Drunk)?

Papa Gill: Probably only a drunk 1

by babybird! December 17, 2008