stumpy

What happens on a golf course when you mangage to keep the ball behind the ladies tees and still have not made your 4th shot for the hole. This feat is now steeped in dovers tradition. This may happen when hitting a power box in front of the 9th tee at Belconnen Magpies Golf Club.

How'd you go on the the last there champ? I had a stumpy! Put me down for a wipe!

by Droppa September 3, 2005

stump eater

One who only eats the base or "stump" of a muffin

Danielle is a stump eater.

by Mojo Inc August 4, 2007

stumpy

a girl who breaks their leg during a sport and has to wear the big black boot to make it better (looks like a stump)

Chris- hey that new girl on my soccer team just broke her leg
Tina- what a stumpy

by royalblueregeths January 22, 2008

stumpay

(n) very cool, pretty unique person.

Lisa - her nickname is stumpay.
Jose - she looks like a stumpay; unique and pretty.

by $k314 February 22, 2009

Stumpkin

Much like the blumpkin where you receive head while taking a shit, the stumpkin is when you receive head while studying.

Nigga, if i had a stumpkin right now, i could ace this final.

by Stumpkin Jon December 10, 2009

Stumpfer

A Dutch word meaning a put out cigarette which can be used for smoking later.

I.E. You don't want to smoke a whole cigarette, so you put it out and save it for later.

Ad (name) luckily had some stumpfers (plural) left when he had no cigarettes anymore.

by Zealord September 11, 2010

Stumptified

To be stuck, like a tree stump, in utter disbelief

I can't believe that slut ass bitch whore was fucking my associate in our bed. I'm completely stumptified!

by ferciouskniff November 21, 2010