strudel

n. A person who flakes on you constantly. Named for the flaky texture of strudel pastries.

v. The act of flaking like a strudel.

Person 1: Should I invite Bob to come with us?
Person 2: Don't bother. He's a strudel. All he ever does is strudel on us.

by DanDanK May 27, 2009

strikes

Another term for matches.

"Can I bum a cigarette?"
"Fine."
"Got some strikes?"
"You bum."

by theChony April 9, 2006

the empire strikes from behind

When a male sneaks up behind a female in the bathroom and plunges his penis into her ass while giving her a swirly.

examples are over rated

by Turd June 10, 2004

strude

When something is very cool

"My girlfriend is going to give me an old radio to put in my garage so i don't have to workout in silence." "Strude bro."

by Andrew from the bayshore February 23, 2008

Strike Nowhere Matches

Those shitty matches that they sell now since some fucktard probably burned himself playing with them. They used to sell decent ones but they are all fagged out!

Lost camper #1: I can't get this strike anywhere match to work!

Lost camper #2: Let me see that! GOT BROUGT THE STRIKE NOWHERE MATCHES YOU FAG!!! We're going to die out here!

by Max February 21, 2009

making strudel

The act of warming of a prosthetic pussy in a toaster

I'm lonely and hory... So i guess I'm making strudel

by stevielicks September 29, 2011

counter strike

the funnest game ever. I just got it a week ago and i played 10 straight hours in one day.
this game is fucking awesome

i'm not even a gamer and i played counter strike 10 straight hours

by dakilabillafofilla July 26, 2006