the empire strikes from behind

When a male sneaks up behind a female in the bathroom and plunges his penis into her ass while giving her a swirly.

examples are over rated

by Turd June 10, 2004

donkey raping shit eater

an asshole

fuck off you donkey raping shit eater
-Eric cartman, southpark

by turd December 11, 2003

Fresh Start

A fresh start is when you take your old bloody tampon out and slide a "Scented one in" and leave it in for 10 hours on a rollercoaster. You begin leaking. Than you dont feel good, but you still dont take the scented tampon out and you begin vomiting and having explosive diherria. You ignore it and think you have the stomach flu. Your tampon is still in. You go to the docters who tells you he will never be able to remove your tampon without sergery and you also have tss so u cant have sergery till your better wich will never happen. You ask the devil if he can help you. The devil cuts you some support. 10 years later and finally out of rehab you can now have a fresh start in life!

"This tampon has only been in for 2 weeks, its so much better than getting a fresh one every couple of hours!" Said Suzy

by Turd August 25, 2004

dirty dempsey

PJ is a turd

You are a dirty dempsey!!!!

by Turd December 11, 2003

prairie doggin'

when you gotta go #2 so bad-the prairie dogs' head is peekin out of his hole

by turd December 23, 2002

turd-shit

something that really sucks or you hate.

your hair looks like turd-shit today.

by turd December 11, 2003

pepto-bismol

When your vomiting up blood and having explosive dihheria count on pepto bismol!!!

John: OH MY GOD MY BUTT IS ON FIRE!!!! *PUKES*
Pepto-bismol lady: *Shoves a cork up little johnny's butt and force feeds him pepto-bismol*

Today Johnny has frequent hemheroids and suffers from bulmirexa. John has acid reflux disorder. Yet John refuses to die, and the docter anal probed him.

by Turd August 25, 2004