Smooches

To smile and blow a kiss towards a person who's livid with you just to get them even more mad. Because you don't have time for that!
Saying F*** YOU in a nice way.

Shrug it off and walk away... SMOOCHES!💋

by Brash85 April 21, 2021

SHOOFTER

arsehole.

he was in jail and took it up the shoofter...

by goawaydad April 21, 2021

SHOOFTER

arsehole/backdoor

while i was in jail i took it up the shoofter!

by goawaydad April 21, 2021

Smooching Orgy

A group of people who are all sexually attracted (or bored) to one another engaging in facial interaction. More specifically, kissing in a group.

Woah those people in the Wendy’s Drive Thru are having a smooching orgy.

by Kyosa May 3, 2021

Smood

Something that’s so smooth that your hand goes numb

That blanket is so fookin smood bruv

by ARTBOIIIIIIIII May 10, 2021

Smooch Broom

A poor, uneven, sad, mustache. commonly used for cleanup in the smooch department.

Hey hudson! Shave that smooch broom. U perv

by ibartels May 23, 2021

Shmooft

A versatile word that can be used in most situations, whether it's a compliment or an insult. This word has pretty much no meaning except to prove the fact that a baseless word that sounds nice can sound real.

Insult:
"My man's just got Shmooft on bro"
Compliment:
"My dude's Shmooft bro!"

by Eccenctricaid June 24, 2021