by moonstaryi April 3, 2020

by 5138 March 5, 2019

by RandoMrLando July 12, 2023

by Bogiu March 19, 2024

The Turkey Slice Slap is where a woman with larger than normal flaps on her yoo hoo repeatably slaps her partner while they go down on her with her already mention big flappy bits.
"Oh god babe I love it when you slap me with your turkey slices while I lick your Wompo Shlompo!"
"I didn't know you liked the good old Turkey Slice Slap babe."
"I don't, I lied. I hate you"
"I didn't know you liked the good old Turkey Slice Slap babe."
"I don't, I lied. I hate you"
by Pancake Human May 9, 2024

It's a 'saying' to use when you're about to pee your pants and can't hold it any longer. Basically, a type of distraction to think of something totally different.
"I gotta pee so bad...I'm going to piss my pants" .... "Sliced Bread Sliced Bread"
"I'm not going to make it to the bathroom...shouldn't have had that last beer" ...."Sliced Bread Sliced Bread"
"I'm not going to make it to the bathroom...shouldn't have had that last beer" ...."Sliced Bread Sliced Bread"
by ktone October 21, 2024

Billy Bob took that fat chick home from the bar last night. He sent me a pic of her hatchet slice. It looked rather tight.
by Slee23 June 14, 2016
