(Walks through door into dark room)
Everybody: SURPRISE!!!!!
You: AHHHHH!!!!!
(During the commotion you have had a surprise shart)
Everybody: SURPRISE!!!!!
You: AHHHHH!!!!!
(During the commotion you have had a surprise shart)
by that boy axl December 29, 2013
Get the surprise shart mug.the opposite of shitting your pants
by shep hound February 12, 2020
Get the Throat Sharts mug.In which you laugh so hard you shart your jeans, but then suddenly a grape appears out of nowhere and devours the shart until the grape itself turns brown.
The grape then gets very sick and in turn ends up with a staph infection.
The grape then proceeds to shrivel up until it turns into a raisin- to which you then consume the raisin, completing the food chain circle.
The grape then gets very sick and in turn ends up with a staph infection.
The grape then proceeds to shrivel up until it turns into a raisin- to which you then consume the raisin, completing the food chain circle.
“Oh my gosh that grape just got a staph infection from that shart!”
“I just laughed so hard I shart staphed!”
“I just laughed so hard I shart staphed!”
by MondayHatesYouToo September 23, 2020
Get the shart staph mug.When a person is walking and they squeeze out a fart but instead of gas coming out of their asshole they shit their pants.
I have to go home to clean my ass crack because I have the walking sharts and made a huge mess in my shorts. Yuk!!!
by JoeyBomm October 20, 2021
Get the Walking sharts mug.When you’re not sure if the next thing to exit your anus is gas or shit but you go ahead and push it out anyway, that’s playing fart or shart.
You can also raise the odds/danger by adding Pull my Finger to the mix.
You can also raise the odds/danger by adding Pull my Finger to the mix.
Hey Karen, why so glum? You look like you played fart or shart and lost!
Gary! Gaaaarrrryyy! We need to go home now! I played fart or shart, came second and now it’s dripping into my Uggs!
Fucking hell lads, I’m glad I’ve got my hobby catchers on, this is a high stakes game of fart or shart.
Gary! Gaaaarrrryyy! We need to go home now! I played fart or shart, came second and now it’s dripping into my Uggs!
Fucking hell lads, I’m glad I’ve got my hobby catchers on, this is a high stakes game of fart or shart.
by Careless Winsper September 15, 2019
Get the fart or shart mug.Jumping the Shark is when a show reaches its creative peak. However, jumping the shart is when a show already jumped the shark, and somehow gets even shittier than it already has.
by microsoftwindowsvista March 19, 2021
Get the Jumped the Shart mug.Everyone that voted in the 2016 U.S. Presidential Election; a balloon full of human waste, a mixture of both solid and gaseous.
Gender Neutral Example 1: Did you hear that Jacob voted?!
Gender Neutral Example 2: Yeah the dude's a complete Shart Balloon.
Gender Neutral Example 2: Yeah the dude's a complete Shart Balloon.
by Lilwhiteshark June 5, 2017
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