self-porn

Sexual images, sounds or recordings produced by yourself of yourself.

"My girlfriend texted me some self-porn last night."

by Sine Nomin February 24, 2010

self-starter

A millennial who is willing to take less-than-appropriate pay for their work, due to start-ups, terrible market conditions, stingy bosses, or any of the above.

We're looking for a hard working self-starter who can keep up with the fast pace of the office.
Pay? Oh, there won't be any pay.

by Drnoise March 14, 2017

Self Harm

Self harm is a way allot of people cope with their feelings.It can generate from the mental illness 'Depression' and is a very serious topic.Self harm can consist of Cutting themselves,scratching themselves,pinching themselves and punching/hitting themselves.

"Hannah used to self harm,she got help and shes alright now"

by Hellforbidhannah July 4, 2018

Self Qualified Referee

Someone at any sporting event who always has to call the fouls, say the ref is wrong, or something similar even though nobody really listens to them and they don't have any idea what they are talking about. They think the ref is wrong about everything even though he gets paid to do it.

Soccer Mom-Oh, come on, that was such a foul!
Annoyed Observer-SHUT UP YOU SELF QUALIFIED REFEREE!!!

by t12j19c95 May 20, 2009

self sufficient

The ability to not require me to babysit your ass on every little task that needs to be completed. Furthermore, not having to remind you of every little task that is required of you. Also, you being able to navigate the damn "help" tutorial on the computer, website, mobile device, etc. instead of expecting ME to be your "help" tutorial. Basically, being able to do ANYTHING your own damn self without annoying me.

I work with a ton of "independent contractors" in sales who can't seem to be able to wipe their own butt without me explaining it to them, writing down the directions, printing off a tutorial or loading a video for them demonstrating how to do so. I wish they could all be self sufficient.

by Your younger and annoyed boss April 5, 2010

Self-Hating Persian

A Persian who hates the fact that almost every Iranian-American is either a total guido or a total fob. Typically rebels by trying to be as white-washed as possible.

Guy 1: Check out that Persian kid eating mac n cheese.

Guy 2: Must be a self-hating Persian.

by yanorglu March 2, 2009

self-dome

The act of oral sex on one self.

Brock likes to self-dome.

by Will Bonin April 26, 2006