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scoots56

A recently discovered organism synonymous for making fake quitting threads in order to draw attention. This being frequently makes claims to being "God", but to the best of knowledge he is only the God of anal sex. Scoots is also a self proclaimed bi-sexual and a complete ass.
Thomas: Hey did you see Scoots56 quit? Billy: O God....not again...i thought he quit last month.. Thomas: Yea he came back for summoning..I'm sure hes for real this time. Billy: Yea until the next behind the scenes comes out!
by Raptor_Jesus January 11, 2009
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scooparound

When a girlfriend/wife gets pregnant against all logic as most if not all sexual activity has been concentrated around the ass area. The assumption is that she has scooped the sperm around to the front entrance from the rear in the hope of fertilizing her eggs
Man 1: "Hey guess what, my wife is pregnant!"

Man 2: "Really, congrats man that's awesome"

Man 1: "Yeah I don't know how that happened there must have been some leakage..."

Man 2: "Either that or she's done the scooparound"
by Judmeister May 5, 2010
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Scoopologist

A professional Ice Cream scooper. They have acquired a masters of scoopology from the only college offering it in the world, The School of Scoopy Doos Ice Cream and More.
Did you hear that they are all Scoopologists??
No Way!! Give me some ice cream!
by Byron Masters May 18, 2011
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shoops

Blend form of "shit" and "oops", means small or accidental mistake which is not serious.
1.Did you call your mom?

-Oh, Shoops. I forgot it.

2. Can you edit this file for me?

-Shoops, I deleted your file. I am sorry.
by PrincessesApril November 14, 2017
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Penguin Scoop

The flipping of a fat mans man-boob. The scooping refers to Oil Spills that have occurred near Buenos Aires, where multiple penguins have died from the oil toxins. The process of cleaning the dead penguins involves scooping them up, very similar to that of the scooping action of a man-boob in a "Penguin Scoop".

However penguin scooping of the female breasts does not produce the desired effect of a penguin scoop. The mammary glands of the breast are denser than the fat in a man-boob, therefore the flopping reaction from a penguin scoop is replaced with a subtle 'bounce'.
"That man's breast are crying for a good penguin scoop."

Upon completing a successful Penguin Scoop "PENGUIN SCOOP!"
by Dr. Babooshka May 12, 2009
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Boob Scoop

When you run around all menacingly and scoop a female or male's boob while yelling in a high pitched voice "WHOOPZIES!"
Last night I boob scooped Chase's boob so hard and it was so satisfying.
by merrrp! September 26, 2014
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two loop scoop

two loop scope - make two loops to destract them with ur left hand and then give them a good slober knocker with ur right hand wrks every time
"hey man fuck off" thats when the two loop scoop comes in and just give them a good slober knocker but make sure to desrtact them first
by herald marshall JR. September 7, 2011
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