Xaiver Recker

Xaiver Recker is the type of guy to call when you are feeling bored and need a reliant friend to play video games with. He's is constantly trying to make his friends laugh and ends up cracking himself up. He has 0 confidence so he fakes it till he makes it although he should because if he did he would see how many bitches he could pull. Xaivers will typically have hot siblings and parents. They are so closed off because the thought of rejection and being embarrassed is worse then actaully getting there way. They have major trust issues and run people off the side walk when walking. But you gotta love them because there always there for you. There also loaded asf but only because they save there money. If you ever meet an xaiver recker keep them close because they will be a for lifer.

Me: oh look it's xaiver recker

Person: wow he's so sexy if he just stopped playing league

by Mia Moncado August 14, 2022

receptible

Acceptably, respectably receptive

What is suspected all along receptible is said.

by Hercolena Oliver March 19, 2009

recessiontainment

A discounted form of valued entertainment offered as an opportunity for release during times of financial hardship or strain.

I need to watch enjoy an inexpensive night of recessiontainment this Friday, for two hours of freedom from my worries.

by kruegste December 16, 2008

recessioNO

when someone says "no" and you can blame it on the current state of economic affairs.

I asked the dude if i could bum a cigarette.
What'd he say?
It was a recessioNO.
damn.

Friend: can you help me move this weekend?
other friend: RecessioNO. sorry bro. i gotta work.

by abbycdiddy April 12, 2009

recentle

Having recently opted for electronic media

I was reading paperbackbooks until recentle.

by Hercolena Oliver August 23, 2009

Recession Profession

Where a person takes any job to withstand the economic downturn even though its not what they enjoy doing.

RECESSION PROFESSION means, working in a recession-proof industry such as Teaching. Working to pay the bills to withstand the recession, at the expense of personal-enjoyment and job-satisfaction

by SianeD December 17, 2009

Recessionapathy

The feeling of disengagement from the whole global economic situation and any related news. A refusal to feel any emotion about the economic downturn, typically brought about by excessive media bombardment and dullards inventing new terminology to describe circumstances that are not new to mankind (e.g. 'credit crunch'). Some genuine economic-psychology experts suggest this mental malaise is the apporiate and normal response to a recession beyond the initial exciting roller coaster downward dip of the economic curve. Whatever - it's all boring economic talk and there's a repeated episode of CSI I have only watched once before so I'm quite excited about that and cannot spare the mental energy to contemplate anything fiscal.

Spectacle wearing dull dude: "I'm concerned about what this means for mortgage rates in the longer term."

Pretend normal person: "Mmmm me too - it is a worry."

Recessionapathetic dude: "ehh? what's that? sorry I was day dreaming about putting a cat in a wheelie bin"

Spectacle guy: "Your recessionapathy appalls me"

by SpunkedUp August 26, 2010