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Radio 1

The best radio station in the world, but only from 7:00pm through to 7:00am, where you get new music from literally all genres except country and classical.
If I hear one more link on daytime Radio 1 where the DJ justs reads out text messages from listeners, I'm going to physically assault someone.
by Christopher Arnold August 3, 2007
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erection ratio

The comparison in length of one's erect penis to their non-erect penis. Expressed the same as mathematic ratios (i.e. 4:1 or 4 to 1).
Hey Roberto, my wife says my erection ratio of 2 to 1 just doesn't satisfy her needs.
by Gary Coleman IV April 10, 2008
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Radiohead

You know, they're that band that sing:
"I'm a creeeep, i'm a wiienner"
you're nothing but a crybaby, crybaby!-Radiohead, Scott Tenorman Must Die.
by Sflik January 10, 2008
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Radioactive Crack Monkey

A man who is acting extremely hyper and social, though they are usually calm and detached.
I say, Tom sure is being one hell of a radioactive crack monkey today.
by Porkman385 November 27, 2006
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ration of shit

Zip it, scumweasel...if I want a ration of shit out of you I'll squeeze your head.
by harry flashman August 2, 2003
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ration of shit

The daily drivel delivered Monday through Friday on the CBS evening news by Dan Rather.
I record my daily ration of shit on my VCR, then fast forward to the commercials.
by megnao flimpis August 2, 2003
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CB Radio

Citizen's Band radio. Public radio service in the 11 meter shortwave band. In North America, the frequencies are 40 channels from 26.965 kHz to 27.405 kHz in 10 kHz steps. AM (amplitude modulation) or SSB (single sideband) modes may be used. A CBer may not use more than 5 watts on AM or 12 watts PEP on SSB, yet the power restrictions are often flouted.

The FCC (US radio regulatory agency) once required licenses for CB. The popularity of CB in the 70s resulted in much illegal operation. The FCC dropped licensing requirements in the early 1980's.

North American CB today is a wasteland of cursing, vulgarity, sexual innuendo, jamming, music broadcasting, and heavily distorted audio due to improper radio modifications. Amateur radio (ham radio) operators have a particular dislike for CBers and CB lingo. CBers sometimes transmit illegally on ham radio frequencies and are often caught by vigilante hams with radio direction finding equipment. Ex-CBers who get ham licenses are often ostracized for using CB lingo on the air. It is a grave insult to call an American ham operator a CBer.
Heard on CB radio channel 14: (shouting, incomprehensibly distorted audio) "Roger roger breaker breaker 14 hear my radidio come on come on"

Ham 1: "Did you hear that new ham on the repeater? He was using CB lingo like 'what's your 20?'"

Ham 2: "Yeah, I'll have to pull him aside at the next hamfest and talk to him about it."
by poorbrokegradstudent August 23, 2010
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