Promise Keeper

A man of the homosexual persuasion.

Origin: Homosexual males are generally more sensitive than heterosexual males. As opposed to heterosexual males, dicksmoking faggots will quite often keep their promises, thus the name Promise Keeper.

Look at those two guys over there chowing each others cable (see:chowing cable) and being sensitive, what a couple of Promise Keepers.

by Bukkake Gargler December 13, 2004

Empty promises

When one masturbates to no conclusion- usually due to lack of concentration or fatigue.

The 90 year old retiree excitedly woke up for the first time in 20 years with an erection, but in the end, he was handed only empty promises.

by Joe_Mamma May 18, 2006

pramita

VERB: to pull a pramita, originated from ancient Africa, where the gods used to give people nerdy advice for how they should live and wat they should do with their lives. surprise, surprise, the people didnt give a shyte and started hating the gods and calling them the stupidest name they could possibly think of. tat name happened to be pramita. now, if u pull a pramita it just means tat u have pwned somebody in a certain subject .... AND THEY DONT FUCKING CARE!!!

you just pulled a pramita!!!! hahahha
thought .. *" UR A FUCKING NERD!!!!! "* .. end thought

by marker September 29, 2006

ProFit

The act of being either Professionally Fit or Wealthy, in most cases both.

"Oh my god Tom, did you see that guy?"
"Yes Michael, he was indeed ProFit!"

by Grassette Films. December 4, 2009

Profit?

A mostly-friendly way to challenge someone, asking "What's in it for me?" or "Why would I want to do that?"

A: Smell this.

B: Profit?

A: Oh, Never mind.

by DML November 11, 2010

ironic promise ring

This is the ordinary "promise" ring: worn by an unmarried teen girl to signify that she will abstain from sex until married. In this case, the ironic promise ring is worn by a girl either as a cover-up for sexual activities, or in the pure ironic sense. In either case, she's doing it!

Sharon and Bill were fucking like bunnies; but she masked that fact by wearing her ironic promise ring.

by Bakku-Shan December 26, 2010

Party Promise

A hook up at a party that is predetermined and everyone at the party knows it will happen

WOW, he really got with her, shes fuckin slammin

Yeah man, whatever, it was a drunk party promise

by A.West April 23, 2005