pofer

a girl that is terribly ugly and is in between a possum and a gofer

ugh stephanie is such a pofer

by Samantha May 13, 2005

poker face

slutish, flirty, plastic

girl1: look at her! flirting with another guy!
girl2: such a poker face

by shecansing June 1, 2009

phoner

The convenient placement of a nokia 3310 in the trousers to simulate a semi-erect penis... excellent!!!!!

"check that gimp, he's obviously just got a phoner"

by chris lewis/ seamus bradd October 2, 2003

Poker-fart

Poker-fart:When someone farts during an important event,like the Olympics or a Superbowl.Usually hit or miss funny or embarrassing.

*during Superbowl*
Dave:YEAH,GO SAINTS!
Tim:yeah!
bob:*heavily farts*
Tim;aaah!Poker-fart!
bob:sorry.

by STTEVE! September 11, 2010

no answer phoner

An individual who dosen't answer their phone unless they recognize the incoming number on the caller ID.

I am a no answer phoner, I be screening calls all day.

by PineappleJuice March 13, 2015

PNer

A PNer is a lentil munching communist with risible music taste, often found populating the web site 'www.punknews.org.uk', pretending to be a tramp, or drinking warm fizzy beer at some hovel of a venue.

Heroes include Michael Moore, John Pilger or anyone from the band Propagandhi.

Hobbies include attemping to get every forum thread off-topic as quickly as is humanly possible, name checking the latest 'cool' bands and deriding George W Bush or America.

Ollie is a PNer

by Bob Bubus February 10, 2004

phoner

When a cell phone phone rings while in someone's pants pockets.

"Hey, awnser your phoner. Your ring is really annoying."

by leonoel December 26, 2005