Stank Pole 

A term used when a guy has been putting his meat pole de enorme in a stank coochi. Therefore, the guy gets infected with a foul odored meat pole.

Jerry: Hey mom, I think I need to go to the doctors. My meat pole de enorme feels like its on fire and it has an odd odor to it seeping through my pants.....
Mom: Calm down Jerry, I think you just have a serious case of stank pole.

Stank Pole by BlackyChan69 October 19, 2016

Plywood Pole

a person who claims to be Polish, despite not speaking the Polish language, not being raised in Poland and usually only having a single Polish person in their family tree, which is how the 'Plywood Poles' explain their supposed ethnicity. They often use words not found in contemporary Polish language (like calling gołąbki dish 'golumpki', or calling their grandmothers 'busia' instead of 'babcia'), or bastardizing the traditional polish dishes by filling the pierogi with cheddar cheese

The meaning comes from a pessimist description of Poland by its citizens as "Country made from plywood and cardboard" ("kraj z dykty i kartonu") when referring to failures made by the government. As such, a 'plywood pole' is someone who tries to be Polish for the sake of having any ancestry to be proud of, but fails.

"I'm Polish, actually, my great-grandfather immigrated from Poland to the US in 1946"
"Do you speak Polish?"
"No, but I love golumpkas and pierogis"
"Heh, you're just a plywood pole then"

Plywood Pole by aj391 August 3, 2023

Stroll and Pole 

When you meet and a fine ass lady on the street and put a pole up in her.

I was heading to the store yesterday and I ran in to a lady so I had to give the old stroll and pole

Stroll and Pole by Bil992 October 13, 2008

upped the pole 

To pull a gun on someone

Adan was talkin smack I upped the pole on em

upped the pole by Look at adan maan April 24, 2020

Roll Out, With My Pole Out 

What you say when its time to leave in a cockiness style.

guy 1. Man, lets GTFO of here.
guy 2. Yea F*** this place, its time to Roll Out, With My Pole Out.

Roll Out, With My Pole Out by T.J. Dubz January 13, 2010

Batman's Taking Robin For a Slide Down the Meat Pole 

Masturbation.

As coined by the upcoming youtube movie "The Dark Show".

Carl: What are you doing tonight.
Phil: I thought I'd help Batman Take Robin for a slide down the meat pole.
Carl: So what you're telling me is that Batman's Taking Robin For a Slide Down the Meat Pole.
Phil: Yes.
Carl: TMI.
Phil: I fucking *hate* people who say "TMI.

Batman's Taking Robin For a Slide Down the Meat Pole by theDarkShow October 23, 2010

up the pole 

phr. 1 (late 19C+) insane. 2 1920s +) pregnant (cf. UP THE SPOUT).

- Is she up the pole ?
- Better ask Seymour that. (James Joyce:Ulysses,PICADOR,1998, p.23)

up the pole by Petyush March 27, 2005