Too Wet To Plow

A book on farming.

Also a great joke about the vagina being so wet that the noise made while having intercourse is so loud that it may wake up neighbors. Thus it is too wet to plow.

Man that shit was too wet to plow last night!

by DroppingBOWS October 2, 2014

One hour plower

The opposite of a One Pump Chump. This guy can go forever. Multiple orgasms to be expected by the woman

If you're looking for a good, long fuck, call Charlie. He's a One Hour Plower!

by hyawkus July 7, 2016

Bury my plow

Farming for ass

I am going out into my cousins field to see if I can bury my plow

by Thundercuntblaster October 25, 2016

african snow plow

When you're fucking a African American and you proceed to stick four pounds of cocaine in their ass then you motorboat their asshole

I got with this girl last night and she randomly gave me an African snow plow and my asshole is more streched than jared from subway

by Lil j Coco Puffs March 1, 2018

The Pump Fake Plow

After the course of the night filled with drugs and alcohol. You experience ED when it counts. Rather then quit and leave your woman unsatisfied. You finish the job with your fingers.

OMG! How could this happen? Time for the pump fake plow

by Yam derf October 12, 2018

Palauan Snow Plow

When a man ejaculates just outside of a woman's vagina, then proceeds to plow his penis swiftly and unexpectedly into her vagina, pushing the cum inside. May result in injury upon both ends.

"Dave, Sarah's in the hospital!"
"Yeah, John gave her a Palauan Snow Plow last night."

by Skinny_Bones December 1, 2019

Chow and Plow

When you have anticipation of buying a girl dinner to have sex with her.

When a girl goes on one dinner date and hooks up with you.

Thanks to tinder, I've had the best luck with the ol' Chow and plow.

Life regret: Did the ol' Chow and plow after taking a girl to the Taco Bell. Sex turned into a chili cook-off.

by B Tsunami October 22, 2019