Plankster

an elite force of highly technical people who practice the art of planking.

Ashley Schaffer is the best plankster in the World.

by Schmaster November 22, 2011

Plankblank

you have no idea where to plank anymore. you've planked everywhere and have no where to plank left.

i'm in a plankblank

by Macguru311 December 10, 2011

Plaker

Plaker is what you get when you combine a player and a poker. Plaker is what you call a person who cyber pokes a lot of people of the opposite sex at the same time on Fb. Just like a player will play around with different women/men. But in this case, he pokes around. And he doesn't want the other pokees to find out and so gets rid of any public posts that will give him away.

I just found out he was poking all the women on facebook, what a plaker.

Stop plaking around or you're going to get caught.

You're plaking's just gotta stop.

He's the number one plaker.

by Sheelatin73 June 14, 2011

Plank Rape

The act of raping someone while planking.

Dude no need to plank rape her,she was just trying to get over you. Why were you planking on her bed anyway?

by IWillLickYou July 22, 2011

plankinsons

the opposite of michael j fox's disease where a person is still for so long it becomes ridiculous.

"did you see jimmy on stage last night?" "yea he had total plankinsons"

by hoyhgdwugevd June 9, 2013

plampher

Sniffing around areas where a lady may have sat down....hoping for the aroma of womanly goodness. Could be a seat.

"Did you hear about Dave? Got caught plamphing his neighbour's bike seat! Yes, Dave's a plampher...."

by shawlands blue January 17, 2017

plank syndrome

The direct effect of one to many viagra.

Bobbi took to many blue bills and now suffers from plank syndrome

by Halftime32212 February 13, 2017