penguin

a member of the group of "birds" known as penguins. in reality they are an evil race of aliens who have been in hiding but will soon rise up and enslave or kill all humans.

Holy shit! That penguin just killed Dave! They're attacking!

by TheMute1 October 26, 2004

distorted penguins

kick ass ska band

distorted penguins kick ass!!!

by beatbopper October 26, 2003

The penguin

Laughter that resembles that of the Penguin from Batman.

"Why is aids a miracle", says Nile River
"IDK dawg", says Oxiclean
"Because is turns fruits into vegetables", Nile River explains.
"Haaaan haaaan haaaan", Oxiclean replies in a Penguinish manner (aka doing the Penguin).

by Neil aka Nile September 26, 2005

Penguin

Penguins may look cute and cuddly, but they are going to take over the world and the Gnomes are going to help them.

Stock up on the anti penguin guns because they're loose and looking for world domination!

by TheDeadDuck October 17, 2007

Pingus

Pingus when said fast will sound like penis also used to bypass language filters on sites and in video games

Dude that guy totally showed his pingus

yea my girl sucked my pingus last night

by artimus3465 August 31, 2009

Pingus

Another name for a penis, often used by Mechanics and people who deliver bread for Wonder. Also used by street racers and suddenly adopted by gay/bisexual males and straight females. Can be used as an insulting statement.

Danny secretly loves the pingus, but he decides to act like one more.

by The Freak October 3, 2004

Penguin Master

Similar to 7Paul but in the form of an omnipotent being. Accepts all and controls Penguins. Has never been seen without his shades and is believed that those are the source of his power.

"Man, is that 7Paul?"
"Naw man, he's way too cool to be 7Paul, he must be a Penguin Master!"
"Man, his aura hurts my eyes when I look directly at him."
"Yeah, don't do that, you could go blind."

by 7Paul December 27, 2008