parentnoia 

when parents don't let their children do anything, and are afraid of everything in the world, because their baby might catch a cold, or fall down, etc.

The mother absoultely FREAKED OUT when another toddler grabbed her child's juice box. "Dont't drink that!!!" she screamed.
She is suffering from a severe case of parentnoia.

parentnoia by Meadow Soprano October 14, 2007

Parent-induced Bullying 

When a child's bullying ineffective and they go home and tell their parents someone is picking on them, thus causeing the parents to take action. Usually the claims are untrue or are exaggerated, and are a means to get the child in trouble because someone didn't get their way.

He was a victim of parent-induced bullying when Sally's mom called his mom and got him in trouble for something he didn't do.

Parent-induced Bullying by jonih76 May 30, 2010

PC (Parentally Compatible) 

Used to describe a person who gets along favorably with peoples' parents.

"Why not take me home to meet your parents, Ryan? I'm highly PC."

"My friend always tries to suck up to my parents when she comes over...I mean, they get along really well, but if you ask me.....she's a little TOO PC."

PC (Parentally Compatible) by Lauren Myers March 12, 2004

Scrippie Parent 

1.Parents of Scrippies (SRHS students)
2.Parents who follow your car if you're speeding
3.Parents part of the local PTA
4.Parents who cooperate with Officer Perez
5.Parents who leave complaint notes on your door
6.Parents who snitch out their own child

Yesterday I was racing down Pomerado and some Scrippie Parent followed my car until I got home and sat outside my house for an hour.

Scrippie Parent by jill&jazzy January 21, 2008

Fart Parenting 

Fart Parenting is a method of parenting focusing on attachment and comfort. Either the mother or father of a new born baby will fart near their infant's face, with particular care to ensure the baby smells the fart. Each human has distinct and unique 'signatures' in the molecules of their farts and it's believed that when a baby is repetitively exposed to these fart molecules, they will feel comfort and bond with their parent. Fart Parenting involves each parent farting as often as possible in the face of their new born baby for a period of up to a year. It's important to keep exposing the child to the fart molecules for a year to form that strong, rich bond. Fart Parenting is part of a new wave of parenting methods among crunchy mommies, and promoted by groups like, Mères Sans Vaccins (Mothers Without Vaccines). Fart Parenting was nominated for a Long Grass award for Parenting Trend of the Year in 2016, but it lost out to the Bird Feeding Method.

I Fart Parented my triplets; Earthmoon, Atticus, and Felix-Lexus. They all loved my Fart Parenting and remember it fondly because I continued it until their 7th birthday with their breast feeding. Fart parenting promotes a healthy immune system that negates any need for toxic vaccinations.

Fart Parenting by grassysally October 27, 2016

down-parent 

When it's only thanks to your parents that you were able to make a down payment to buy a house.

"Just bought a house." "Nice! But I thought you were broke and living on ramen noodles." "Got a down-parent to seal the deal."

down-parent by JvBm November 1, 2017

Angry Parent Rock 

Angry Parent Rock, as it is deceptively called, actually has nothing to do with rock. It has a lot to do with screaming whiney bastards yelling about how angry they are at their parents. This style of music has been made popular by such bands as Linkin Park.
Angry parent rock originated when stupid band members were finally allowed to write their own songs by their agents and managers. These band members, having the brain power of a 92 year old that has been dead for the last ten years, ended up writing an album or in some cases two or three with all songs consisting of no more than two chords and vocals with a mildly abrasive voice saying how disappointed he was in his father.

song writer 1: hey what if we did a song and the guitar went 'BAAAAAAAAA' then 'WAAAAAAAAA' 'WAAAAAAAA' then back into a 'BAAAAAA'
song writer 2: yeah that is sooooo cool and ill sing "FATHER YOU MAKE ME ANGRY. WHY WONT YOU DIE AND BURN!!!!"
song writer 1: (crying) oh why won't father support my music career.

Angry Parent Rock by AngryLiam March 15, 2005