pearl eye patch

Derived from pearl necklaceA load of ejaculate shot on the face of a supine person that pools over only one eye. see also pearl monocle
After receiving the pearl eye patch, she was angry that I made pirate noises and didn't have any Visine.
by chowderlap July 12, 2008
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cambodian cabbage patch

When a girls vagina is so nasty you would rather eat out a kangaroos shitty asshole, and then let the kangaroo punch you in you in your unprotected testies.
xzavier: Dude, Linda your pussy looks like a cambodian cabbage patch.

Linda: What did you say

xzavier: Nothing, I can work through it
by someguy379 November 19, 2006
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snatch patch trimmer

Brave person who undertakes the task of trimming the overgrown pubic hair region of a female that has gone without attention to detail of a coifed pussy.
A snatch patch trimmer uses sizzors, razzors, hedge clippers, and other necessary cutting tools to style or remove completely the hair on the pussy. Ladyscaping for females as Manscaping for males.
by Miss sheets n giggles November 07, 2010
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Bunny Patch

Term made for when a girl or guy misses a patch of pubic hair when they are shaving and it's just sitting there... pissing you off.
Boy: So i was with my girlfriend last night and i was just about to go down on her when i noticed a bunny patch and just stopped.
Girl: I was giving my boyfriend head when his bunny patch tickled my nose and i just got disgusted.
by Lauren D. G. February 08, 2011
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Cabbage Patch Arms

Fat person who has arms and elbows that resemble that of a cabbage patch kid dolls.
by Doppleganger387 April 03, 2011
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poo patch pirate

a gay person that work on a boat
poo patch pirate is a man doing his mate up the ass
by how;'s your daddy March 13, 2010
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Cabbage Patch Face

Extremely cute face..that is accompanied by a chill walk.
Dot...you have a cabbage patch face. Better get on that BC
by Pretty Ricky911 March 19, 2008
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