Go Own HD

To physically attack ones parental units when they try to discipline them.

Own HD's mom: Im taking away your playstation for the bike helmet tickets you got, Josh!

Own HD: NO MOM!!! (starts punching her in the head)

^this is what we call to "GO Own HD" on someone

by bojzzle July 12, 2007

Scoring on his Own Goal

A phrase for cumming on your dick during masterbation or beating the meat

When Dan was about finished jerking off before he was scoring on his own goal.

by kagz123 February 24, 2008

The world is lame as i stand in as my own.

A sentence for use when you believe that someone else's life is nowhere near as accomplished as yours is.

Les Paul: "I'm just walking down the street, talking out loud."

Les Paul: "Oh look, someone less fortunate than me."

(to the less fortunate person)

Les Paul: "The world is lame as I stand in as my own."

(the less fortunate person is inspired and gets a job)

by Maaatt December 24, 2007

Fluffing your own pole

When a person tries to make him/herself (usually male) seem better than they are by talking themselves up.

Also known as "fluffing"

Man: "I ran 25 kms last night and did 150 pushups"
Woman: "Stop fluffing your own pole"

by coolcatmoo April 8, 2009

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

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UD: All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

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by Skyrim550 April 7, 2022

(T)otally (R)ediculously own(ed)

1)To excessively "one-up" someone

2)To be the victim of great misfortune

3)A person that ruins a story with their own better version

4)Establish your dominance without doing anything

"Man, I was walking down the street and this guy got (T)otally(R)ediculously own(ed) by a cement truck."

"All my stories pale in comparison since I got (T)otally (R)ediculously own(ed)."

"No need to do that, I've already been (T)otally (R)ediculously own(ed)."

by DaSmidgen October 3, 2008

player own

v. An ability found in MMORPGs that allows one player to take complete control of another player's character.

Stupid orc's gonna rue the day he hatched when I player own his ass.

by acgt December 15, 2008