Are you going to be in the bathroom all day? You've been in there liking your own post for almost two hours!
by The Electric Jelly June 5, 2015
Get the liking your own postmug. If someone is disgusted, annoyed, frustrated by something then they will use this term so show their emotions. Always used in a negative manner
e.g.
e.g.
Chris- "You wanna go out with Josh tonight?"
Johnny - " I'd rather be sick-on-my-own-face than go out with that guy"
Chris- "Fair play"
Johnny- " You want a cuppa?"
Chris- "I'd rather be-sick-on-my-own-face than drink that crap"
Johnny - " I'd rather be sick-on-my-own-face than go out with that guy"
Chris- "Fair play"
Johnny- " You want a cuppa?"
Chris- "I'd rather be-sick-on-my-own-face than drink that crap"
by Chris Gibbens October 2, 2007
Get the Sick-on-my-own-facemug. The expression "I own this piece of meat" is used to describe the event of when a male lets others know in no uncertain terms that a female "belongs" to him.
Most instances are when the male feels threatened in some way by another male's presence, and so publicly gropes/manhandles his female partner to establish ownership.
This condition, stemming from low self-esteem, sexual inadequacy and physical inferiority, is often a manifestation of "small man syndrome".
Most instances are when the male feels threatened in some way by another male's presence, and so publicly gropes/manhandles his female partner to establish ownership.
This condition, stemming from low self-esteem, sexual inadequacy and physical inferiority, is often a manifestation of "small man syndrome".
When you meet a couple on the street, and there is little or no physical contact between the male and female. Immediately after the male sees you seeing them, he puts his arm around his girlfriend's neck or gropes her bum, and looks directly at you whilst doing said actions.
Inn this instance one can imagine the offender saying "I own this piece of meat". Saying this or similar manifests the attitude responsible for the actions.
Inn this instance one can imagine the offender saying "I own this piece of meat". Saying this or similar manifests the attitude responsible for the actions.
by ArtoDelFunko March 29, 2009
Get the I own this piece of meatmug. When one promotes themselves repeatedly in conversation and argument. Almost synonymous with bragging, but sucking your own dick is a more humble way to admit it.
J: We should do the bowl skit for the show.
S: No, that's not a good idea. I know I'm sucking my own dick here but my ideas have been consistently better and I think we should do my idea instead of yours.
S: No, that's not a good idea. I know I'm sucking my own dick here but my ideas have been consistently better and I think we should do my idea instead of yours.
by chubop October 3, 2016
Get the sucking my own dickmug. A phrase used by children with down's syndrome and overweight internet nerds who play a poser game called Dark Ages, since the game filters "LOL" in its natural form.
by ^_________^ April 15, 2004
Get the lo!l snap ownedmug. by fragrant tofu October 18, 2023
Get the Do you own a dog?mug. A phrase used to describe an action the backfired.
Etymology: Mario Kart games, firing a Koopa shell and having it hit your kart instead of an opposing racer.
Etymology: Mario Kart games, firing a Koopa shell and having it hit your kart instead of an opposing racer.
by Skuld Skuldrun June 14, 2007
Get the struck by your own shellmug.