This is a rarer form of the more common douche bag. This subhuman species spends most of his time in the guise of a slacker. However, when provoked by moderate levels of conflict or confrontation he immediately enters a state of heightened douchiness. Unlike the more common douche bag, he completely overreacts in response to a situation and is blindly driven by his own social impotence. His unusually extreme reaction will often manifest as either violence or behavior similar to that of an individual with a severe mental illness, such as schizophrenia.
As a general warning:
In recent studies it has been shown than the onset of this condition tends to begin in males in their mid thirties. If you suspect that a male in your life has already begun this transformation, it is recommended that you distance yourself from him at once. Keep in mind that this level of douchiness increases tenfold every year that it remains untreated.
As a general warning:
In recent studies it has been shown than the onset of this condition tends to begin in males in their mid thirties. If you suspect that a male in your life has already begun this transformation, it is recommended that you distance yourself from him at once. Keep in mind that this level of douchiness increases tenfold every year that it remains untreated.
To America's Most Wanted Douche Bag:
You know who you are. It is never too late to ask for help. But do not ask the people you have wronged. They have put up with you long enough.
You know who you are. It is never too late to ask for help. But do not ask the people you have wronged. They have put up with you long enough.
by Dedicated Behavioral Biologist June 24, 2010
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A phrase that developed on the RuneScape Item Discussion Forum back in December 2009. The phrase was started when the user HomerSympson created a thread asking users what they wanted for Christmas that year.
The first user responded with "i want u leg lol". The line was so random that everyone thought it was extremely funny. So a user named Oldcouch copied and responded with "i want u leg lol," then the user Proton responded with the same, and it continued for several pages before being locked by a forum moderator for spam.
Since that time, the phrase has been credited with the title of the first Item Discussion forum meme.
Usage:
The correct use of the phrase is whenever a "want" applies to the conversation.
However, it can really be used whenever, especially when a topic is completely random or useless and the user has nothing to contribute.
A phrase that developed on the RuneScape Item Discussion Forum back in December 2009. The phrase was started when the user HomerSympson created a thread asking users what they wanted for Christmas that year.
The first user responded with "i want u leg lol". The line was so random that everyone thought it was extremely funny. So a user named Oldcouch copied and responded with "i want u leg lol," then the user Proton responded with the same, and it continued for several pages before being locked by a forum moderator for spam.
Since that time, the phrase has been credited with the title of the first Item Discussion forum meme.
Usage:
The correct use of the phrase is whenever a "want" applies to the conversation.
However, it can really be used whenever, especially when a topic is completely random or useless and the user has nothing to contribute.
HomeSympson: What do you guys want for Christmas this year?
Guy in red mask: I want u leg lol
Oldcouch: I want u leg lol
Proton: I want u leg lol
(continues for several pages)
IlikeDskirtnGranite32: Partyhats r overpriced n Jargex shuld make em be 2m so ppl like me can afford them.
Blc Fox: i want u leg lol
Guy in red mask: I want u leg lol
Oldcouch: I want u leg lol
Proton: I want u leg lol
(continues for several pages)
IlikeDskirtnGranite32: Partyhats r overpriced n Jargex shuld make em be 2m so ppl like me can afford them.
Blc Fox: i want u leg lol
by ProtonRS November 28, 2010
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I gotta take a little time,
A little time to think things over
I better read between the lines,
In case I need it when I'm older
Now this mountain I must climb,
Feels like the world upon my shoulders
Through the clouds I see love shine,
It keeps me warm as life grows colder
In my life
There's been heartache and pain
I don't know
If I can face it again
Can't stop now,
I've travelled so far,
To change this lonely life
I want to know what love is,
I want you to show me
I want to feel what love is,
I know you can show me
I'm gonna take a little time,
A little time to look around me
I've got nowhere left to hide,
It looks like love
Has finally found me
In my life
There's been heartache and pain
I don't know
If I can face it again
Can't stop now,
I've travelled so far,
To change this lonely life
I want to know what love is,
I want you to show me
I want to feel what love is,
I know you can show me
I want to know what love is,
I want you to show me
(And I wanna feel)
I want to feel what love is
(And I know)
I know you can show me
A little time to think things over
I better read between the lines,
In case I need it when I'm older
Now this mountain I must climb,
Feels like the world upon my shoulders
Through the clouds I see love shine,
It keeps me warm as life grows colder
In my life
There's been heartache and pain
I don't know
If I can face it again
Can't stop now,
I've travelled so far,
To change this lonely life
I want to know what love is,
I want you to show me
I want to feel what love is,
I know you can show me
I'm gonna take a little time,
A little time to look around me
I've got nowhere left to hide,
It looks like love
Has finally found me
In my life
There's been heartache and pain
I don't know
If I can face it again
Can't stop now,
I've travelled so far,
To change this lonely life
I want to know what love is,
I want you to show me
I want to feel what love is,
I know you can show me
I want to know what love is,
I want you to show me
(And I wanna feel)
I want to feel what love is
(And I know)
I know you can show me
by Nigel Tufnel January 29, 2005
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