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Hyper Nonce

A "Hyper-Nonce" is someone that is extremely cringe worthy and actually thinks they're cool for said action

I.e. Liverpool fan on twitter
State of this lad... Absolute Hyper-Nonce him!

What are you doing you absolute hyper nonce
by Grazzyb March 1, 2019
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Nick da nonce

nizam is the type of guy who typically likes to go for underage girls, and when that doesn’t work you’ll definitely catch him at a primary school trying again because that’s what nizams are all about... persistence and passionate when it comes to young girls
oh look, nick da nonce is back at it again flirting with the year 8s. OR, hey look at nizam dancing with all the kids in the year 8 disco !
by Nlcgang November 23, 2021
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Nonce

A insult / name of a persons who commits peodophilia
Kyle’s a nonce, meeting nippers
by Fiinn February 17, 2022
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Nonce Rizz

The ability to to pull and get with underage girls. Used for successful nonces (pedophiles) that are confident and victorious in their approach.

Individuals with certified Nonce Rizz include several billionaires and celebrities such as: Jeffrey Epstein, Prince Andrew, Ghislaine Maxwell, Bill Clinton, Calvin Ayre, Fritzl, and Roshan from Sam's tailor
Epstein: Bro come to my island this weekend
Bill Gates: What do you have planned?

Epstein: I'm gonna fly out five fifteen year old hoes and we can have some fun with them

Bill Gates: Shiiiit son, you're on some Nonce Rizz... I'm there bro
by ebilnoob December 8, 2023
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Nonce

Pedophile/ predator/ creep/ wrongun

Standing for "Not Of Normal Criminal Etiquette" within prisons due to a Nonces behaviour being the lowest of all deviants.

Anyone displaying predatory or creepy behaviour.
Or
Banter with the lads / can be used in replacement of nause
Dave: hiya babe can I smell ya earlobe
Becky: certainly not dave you absolute nonce

Similarly
Pete: I can't stay out on the sesh tonight lads Mrs wants me back
Rich: you absolute nonce, gew away

Also
Mandy: listen, I cannot stand to be around Andy all he does is talk about guinea pigs and trains, nonce behaviour
by ImYourCatFace8 February 24, 2020
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Nonce

A bald fat twat who laughs at there own jokes and wants to buy a van and touches little kids he gathers the victims by telling them that he has sweets
by Pop head 12 January 28, 2022
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Nonce

Darcy Nesbitt's favourite word
by MrFreeThrow31 November 30, 2019
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