Wrinlky muscle

Noun- the Wrinkly Muscle is a slang term used throught the u.k which is generally percieved to mean scrotum, often an insult although, not always

"Oh my god, what are you doing you Wrinlky muscle"

"My Wrinlky muscle is itchy"

by Smudgeee April 3, 2010

Subtle Muscle

Another term for a small, limp, useless john

My ex boyfriend had a really 'subtle muscle' which is why I left him

or

Older men can sometimes suffer with 'subtle muscle'

by Daxine November 25, 2009

Baby Muscles

A.A.C.D , basically weak
pumping serioids

no talent
weak

"omg look at baby muscles over there
he must have been taking steriods last night"

by thanamelessone December 7, 2009

TBD Muscle

As in "To Be Determined". The excess fat, chunkyness, fluffyness, or plumpness on a person's body. Typically located in the midsection area of the human body blocking the abs.

Matt: Dude, you really need to start exercising.
Ricky: Yeah, I guess it's time to start figuring out what I'm gonna do with all this TBD muscle.

by Breaston December 14, 2009

Flash Muscle

The large, basically useless muscles of bodybuilders, Californians and Jersey Shore Characters.

Mike "The Situation" has a lot of flash muscle. Urijah Faber could beat him with one hand.

by deadheart January 15, 2011

invisa-muscles

a person who believes he is strong whether he is really fat or skinny. often confused with invisable muscles

look at hank tryin to get them girls he must have some invisa-muscles.

by litterdud September 25, 2010

friend muscle

To act like a tough guy when your friends are with you, to someone who you would not if you were alone.

Carlos and Jared: Did you talk any more shit to Bill when we were gone?
Xander: No, you guys werent here.
Carlos/Jared: But you're so tough, you have meaningless tattoos, you listen to rap music really loud, and you go by Xander instead of Alex or Alexander.
Xander: I guess we all just have friend muscle.

by bmazz88 June 9, 2011