A muff-bluff is a situation in which a man or woman falsely assumes or is even tricked into believing that a woman would like to engage in sexual intercourse. The term is derived from the slang word muff or muffin (vagina) and the gambling term "bluffing." While a "muff-bluff" is the noun form, there is there is also the verb form "muffin' bluffin'."
"Oh dude, I was at this party last night with that girl from algebra and she was giving me all the signs that she wanted to go all the way, but it turned out to be a muff-bluff."
by outhouse April 15, 2009
'What's up Muff-chest?'
by 68'er October 03, 2008
The pubic hair of a man.
by Cozeen March 04, 2005
Look, I don't care if my lady doesn't shave her legs... I'll wear ear muffs if she wants me to wear ear muffs.
by DustinSchaeffer November 12, 2007
by jordan February 24, 2005
Jodie Foster is such a muff duster.
by poop jones December 26, 2003
by nick & sean May 06, 2007