Midget

Some one who is under (and i have reshrched this fact) 4' 8" is a midget. a drawf is under 4'2". I am 4' 10" which is not legally a midget to qualify for certien benifits. So all you mother fuckers who think i a m one FUCK OFF YOU WANKER!

Valerie is a white midget, with a black chicks ass! Yeah Boy!

by Jeremy (i.e. midget, i.e., hey butter wanna play lord of the rings?) November 24, 2004

Midget Spinner

A small, preferably Mexican human being that simply is able to move by oneself (or is able to move when kicked by other, more superior beings) that spins around in a circle.

*when viewing a small adult spinning around in a circle*
"Oh, Brad, look over here. I found a midget spinner."

by jugheadj0nes May 21, 2017

midget

short people with alot drinking issues and works at freak show as side attretion

look at midget he always drunk

by jason mcroja September 15, 2005

midget

-an interestingly annoying creature who does nothing but follow people around and repeating after them.
-usually is only 4 feet tall, with serious bucked front teeth and a shrieking laughter to boot

That midget classmate of mine is so annoying I'm not surprised if her mum decided to haul her onto the oncoming train.

by errkk January 4, 2005

midget sharks

A shark ridden by randy midgets with the sole purpose of jumping Yan's bones.

Not to be confused with Oompa-Loompa husbands.

"Shit! The midget sharks are attacking Florida's shores! That Russian guy must be here!"

by S. December 6, 2004

midget wrestling wankbag

A tiny midget, who would like to "put it inside" anything that walks...

Tubs is a midget wrestling wankbag, and he totall wants to put it inside Joanne

by rjf1986 May 31, 2007

Rectal Midget

All small bearded men living in the Anal Cavitys of homeless people for warmth, food and shelter.

Rectal Midget Clench Cheeks AlleysIf you don't want to get a rectal midget you better clench your ass cheeks together while sleeping in alleys.

by ihitmidgets666 March 7, 2011