Mike the Llama 

Nullsoft (makers of Winamp) mascot, a real llama (not a llama).

“Winamp... It really whips the llama's ass!” (Winamp's motto)

Mike the Llama by Darxide December 30, 2004

mike lindsey 

A fat chubby white kid finding great comfort with a huge busty black girl.

hes being a mike lindsey about girls and only going for the large blacks

mike lindsey by bigP187 February 21, 2010

Mike Check 

When a female grasps a male phallus and taps the helmet during a sexual encounter. This act is akin to testing the functionality of a microphone during a live event.

Look chick, I want you to grab my meat rattle and give it a mike check.

Mike Check by KDes October 6, 2010

Mike Ehrmantraut 

Sussy Baka from breaking bad

Mike Ehrmantraut famously says:
“Put your dick away Waltuh, I’m not having sex with you right now Waltuh”

Mike Ehrmantraut by SoosImposter69 December 3, 2022

Mike Wazowski 

A family friendly way to say a tumor or cancer

P1: I hate it here
P2: Why
P1: it gives me mike wazowskis
P2: huh
P1: it gives me cancer to be here

Mike Wazowski by HellyZ May 9, 2019

Mike Newell 

Possibly the most astoundingly shit director who ever lived. He has crucified such shit films as Harry Potter The Goblet of Fire, Mona Lisa Smile and Pushing Tin, not as if the last two films were going to be good anyway. He completely hashed GoF, and i have no doubt he will continue to take a steaming shit on good scripts in the future as long as he breathes the air to which he is unworthy.

Person 1: Oh look, Mike Newell! Hey, i've got something for you.
Mike: Hello there! Yes, of course i'll accept your present, but what is it?
Person 1: It's a baton so you can sodomize yourself after you've raped yet another shit film and screwed the public out of their money.

Mike Newell by Fu Manchu May 20, 2006

Mike Dyson 

When you dump a dust buster all over someone after intercourse. Then you beat the person with the dust buster.

Lets Mike Dyson later.

Mike Dyson by BBK all the way April 4, 2013