Text Massage

When someone texts a friend multiple times, creating a constant vibration on the receiver's cell phone so they can massage various parts of their body.

Friend 1 - Hey man, i have a really bad stomach ache, mind giving me a text massage?

Friend 2

-k
-k
-k
-k
-k...etc

by Dyl-pod March 2, 2010

flatulent back massage

the art of farting on someones back while they are sleeping

daniels passed out, give him a flatulent back massage

by Masta Dragon Red January 5, 2007

Deep tissue massage

when a massage leads to penetrative sex (the aftermath is often cleaned up with a tissue).

Mateo: My back is all out of whack; I need to ask my girlfriend to give me a massage.
Pablo: Sounds like you could use a deep tissue massage.
Tomas: In more ways than one; based on the lack of sex Mateo has been getting.

by Mateo, Pablo y Tomas September 12, 2013

penis massage

When two wrestlers , say Vern and Maria are wrestling , when either of their legs/hands are rubbing or touching against the other's groin , it is observed as the "penis massage"

Maria slapped Vern onto the floor and while wrestling , she did the penis massage on him

by sunshine selma December 3, 2007

text messaging

the act of sending a typed message via cell phone; a very efficient and addicting way of communication.

Ashley is addicted to text messaging, and she went 2500 texts over her limit last month.

by Ashley Jill December 6, 2006

messages

the app that allows you to message your friends until you get bored or the conversation get weird at 2am

karen: i hate messaging people i get bored
karen2: mine get crazy i love messages

by ummmmm...1 October 17, 2019

Massagejacking

When some douche tries to steal a massage you clearly claimed for yourself on facebook.

Dude: Oh man I desperately needs a back / neck massage.
Douche: Dibs!
Dude: Hey no, no, I get dibs on the first massage; no massagejacking my status.

by Spark510 November 24, 2010