Miserable Maggie

A term used to describe someone who can’t give blowjobs. The experience is usually very short, dry and overall *miserable*.

Person 1: “Hey! How did last night go?”

Person 2: “I was so disappointed! My gf is such a miserable maggie!”

by thiccmamas2012 February 23, 2022

Val Malgina

a russian. but also a hot bitch.💋

val malgina is the hot russian girl you wish you were

by slut4val March 15, 2022

Chip Margie

1. A soft bun or bread spread (usually thickly) with margarine with hot chips and sauce inside.

2. A chip butty served with margarine instead of butter

Customer: Can I have a chip butty?

Clerk: We have no butter, is a chip margie ok?

by LemonySnickets June 13, 2022

Mad Maggie

An angry hand-job.

It was my birthday, but my wife was angry with me, so I ended up just getting a "Mad Maggie" from her.

by The JDub January 2, 2024

Dirty Maggie

When a Girl is so beautiful you can’t help but stare into her eyes while making love to her, its similar to tantra and is extremely intimate.

This girl was so amazing I couldnt help but treat her to a dirty maggie.

by Self Gnosis December 11, 2024

uss maggie's chee!

A phrase used by middle schoolers in rural elk county to alert people to uss (or tickle) Maddix's (who is nicknamed Maggie) cheese.

Mason: yo uss him

Loaf:uss maggie's chee!

by MLoaf November 27, 2025

Uss Maggie's Chee!

The term used bye teenagers in rural Elk County Pennsylvania describing to uss or tickle a person named Maggie's, cheese.

Yo bro I see Maggie lacking over there we should go uss Maggie's chee!

by MLoaf November 27, 2025