sludge monster

A monster made out of sludge. Lives in the sewers, and needs dark places and moisture to survive.

The Pokemon Muk is sort of like a sludge monster.

by Yui September 21, 2003

tity monger

1. A bargaining merchant of tits

2. One who frequently screws tits

1. That tity monger set up a stand where he sold tits at various prices.

2. That tity monger couldn't get enough of her tits, he fucked them all night long.

by Nick and Mike September 5, 2007

Normandy Monster

A game involving bunkbeds where players get on the top bunk and using only their legs try to remove their opponent from the bunk, completely onto the floor.

Kev and I played a game of Normandy Monster last night and unfortunately when he flew off the bed he hit his head on the dresser.

by anti_chris November 4, 2007

Menu Monger

A Menu Monger is someone who waits in line at a fast food resturaunt and when it is their turn to order, they have no clue what they want to eat and it takes them forever to decide on food.

"I would have gotten out of McDonalds sooner but I got stuck behind a Menu Monger."

by Somerandomdudeinohio January 23, 2008

Cake Monster

A girl of substandard attractiveness, who uses a thick layer of makeup to hide the fact that she's busted.

A girl who has to scrap a layer of cake off her face before she goes to bed.

That Jersey girl is a total cake monster.

My bed looks like a Cake Monster slept in it last night.

by rexnfx January 19, 2011

taco monster

In short, a homosexual woman, or 'lesbian'. Specifically, one who is considered quite fiendishly or excessively sexual.

Yeah, and now she's a taco monster!

by mbryo_ January 24, 2011

Hover Monster

Noun
huhv-er mon-ster

1.The act of hovering around someone while they are minding their own business.

2. Being excessively nosy.

3. The incessant need to listen to someone's telephone conversation; most of the time without hiding.

1. Anytime I start typing on my computer, my wife instantly evolves into a Hover Monster and stands behind me to see what I am doing.

2. Even if I take my phone call outside, the Hover Monster inside my wife will decide she needs to pull weeds and immediately follow me.

by SweatyGooch April 9, 2013